Something is wrong when we recorded this on Monday, discussing the new White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci and now Thursday as the podcast goes live, he has been fired?!?! What is this, the Apprentice?? This week Ashli and Sar

EP 225: MARRY, F*CK, KILL. let's play.

Jul 27th, 2017 53m 24s

OHHHHH MANNN DO WE HAVE AN EPISODE FOR YOU. Yesterday was a DOOZY with our President, as are most days, so let’s today sit back and laugh. Ashli and Sarah compiled a list of famous people’s names and take turns pulling 3 at a time, deciding who

EP 224: Shall We Begin?

Jul 20th, 2017 1h 1m

hi friends! this week was IMPORTANT BECAUSE GAME OF THRONES IS BACK AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT BECAUSE FEELS. We are both wanting to be Arya when we grow up. We also give 0 f*cks about spoilers so...get caught up. Ashli and Sarah spend some time th

TIP 223: DONT MOVE TO VEGAS, SHANE.

Jul 13th, 2017 56m 7s

SARAH GOT PAID SOMETHING FOR ANYTHING YAYAYAYYYYYY! keep it up, lets clap it out for our favorite friend. CHEERS. Ashli had way too many visitors and way too much alcohol and now is a whale, leave her alone. With her upcoming trip to Vegas, the

TIP 222: BE A REBEL w AMANDA

Jul 6th, 2017 1h 13m

HELLO and welcome to our friend AMANDA who joins us from LA! Amanda has done it all in life - from living in the foster care system, having her own place at 16, becoming a mechanic, graduating from college to working through the music industry

TIP 221: DON'T MAKE A GMAIL FOR YOUR BABY.

Jun 29th, 2017 57m 22s

HI AND HAPPY THURSDAY. this week, Ashli and Sarah discuss how travel is bad for you (does it stress anyone else out like crazy? we have tips for you), the new Ken dolls because COOOOOOME OOONNNNN, and women's obsessions with men's beards. Ok an

TIP 220: have...some difficult talks.

Jun 22nd, 2017 58m 40s

hey guys - this week we cut the bullshit to talk about something we both felt needed to be discussed - alcohol and sexual consent. this touchy subject comes to the surface amidst rumors of a female contestant Corinne being too drunk on the show

TIP 219: DONT GO TO COLLEGE!!!! wait what.... FT. LENNY

Jun 15th, 2017 54m 52s

YES WE SAID IT. let's talk about college shall we? is a 4.0 worth the crippling debt students put themselves into?!? what are some alternatives to the pre-destined fate of college post-high school - we explore this. we also have small insights

EP 218: FORGET ABOUT COMEY FOR A SEC

Jun 8th, 2017 59m 5s

who else was watching on the edge of their seat today? we know we were. we wonder what Frank Underwood would think of all of this. Speaking of thrillers, Ashli and Sarah are HOOKED on (nope not phonics) true crime documentaries!!! Have you seen

TIP 217: GET MARRIED IN A TACO BELL w ANDREA GARCIA

Jun 2nd, 2017 1h 7m

HAPPY SHORT WEEK! and welcome this week's guest Andrea Garcia (umm its ahn-DRAY-uh you guys, okay?!?!)who hails from good ol Kansas City MO. A self-proclaimed Jack of all Trades, Andrea teaches yoga, is partner of a creative studio/marketing ag

EP 216 "DO YOU HAVE A FERRET??"

May 25th, 2017 58m 56s

ok so we all do it and now we confront it - creeping on social media!!!! the QUEEN of facebook/instagram creeping, Ashli, lends her expertise from research and trial/error because you know she's a pro and also a psycho? whatever. Sarah + Ashli

TIP 215: TIP IN CASH.

May 18th, 2017 53m 36s

brain scans, head gel and broken hands - OH MY. ashli's broken head has been an interesting experience for her but she's getting better - YAY. good news is we found that our FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL treat is now delivering...at least in New York??

TIP 214 DON'T TALK SHIT ON YOUR EX

May 12th, 2017 56m 51s

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT A BIG DEAL GUYSSSSS BUTTTTTTTTTT ashli got in a car accident and bumped her head - she's fine, she just has a concussion aka is herself x 10. she's gonna make it. the two discuss all of our favorite subjects: car accid

TIP 213 TIP YOUR WAITRESS w CHEF NICK WILLIAMS

Apr 27th, 2017 56m 33s

ayyyyyy - today we have the awesome, the talented, the super chill NYC Chef Nick Williams - maybe you've seen him on Chopped? we know, no big deal. Nick, who happens to be one of Ashli's closest friends, joins Ashli and Sarah and the three talk

TIP 212: YOULL NEVER BE FRIENDS W CHRISSY TEIGEN

Apr 20th, 2017 55m 32s

serious question. who would be your celebrity bestie? who do you think you would hate in hollywood? Ashli and Sarah really cut to the core of deep topics this week but tackling these kinds of tough subjects. EVERYTHINGS FINE. you know what isnt

TIP 211: NO SPONGEBOB PAJAMAS ON FLIGHTS.

Apr 13th, 2017 55m 46s

sup playaaaas ! *sunglasses emoji* tomorrow is Ashli's birthday and we all know she will spontaneously combust if you don't wish her a happy birthday so set your alarms now. you've been warned. this week ASHLI & SARAH basically talk about trave

TIP 210: DON'T WEAR YOUR SISTERS DRESS ON TV w SHANNON LEYKO

Apr 6th, 2017 52m 49s

EVERYONE WELCOME OUR GUEST. the HILARIOUS blogger/former Miss New York graces the How to Adult podcast with Ashli + Sarah proving women *don't* have to hate each other! Ashli and our guest SHANNON LEYKO became lovely friends after many people c

TIP 209: STOP. HAVING. BIRTHDAY. MONTHS.

Mar 16th, 2017 1h 4m

HAPPY THURSDAY FRIENDS. or sober march if you, like Sarah, are a masochist. THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS TO OUR LIVE FACEBOOK PODCAST. listen in and check our social media for details but you could win over $500 worth of things so ... you should tell y

TIP 208: DON'T ORDER THE TRENTA. (ps Happy 1 Year!)

Mar 2nd, 2017 59m 19s

YOU GUYS ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!!!!!!!! HAPPY ONE YEAR TO US YAY YAY YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah went back to Omaha and realized her niece is basically the next Katy Perry. Ashli went to Vegas and was put up in the Pentho

TIP 207: CHECK FOR MACHETES w HARRISON GREENBAUM

Feb 22nd, 2017 1h 2m

DID YOU WISH SARAH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ?? you probably didnt you betch. shes 21 plus 10 now so happy bday Sarah <3 WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST!!! Our friend, slash Ashlis friend, Harrison Greenbaum joins us to chat about being a professional Stand Up co

TIP 206: GET A PASSPORT!!!!!!!!! exclamation points.

Feb 16th, 2017 1h 13m

Let's just jump right into things. Have you seen your friends naked? Is it weird? How much is too much when it comes to invading your friends personal spaces? Ashli, Sarah and Kurt HIT THE TOWN last week and all of them got ridiculously blacked

TIP 205: ONLY WEAR ONE CONTACT.

Feb 12th, 2017 1h 7m

You guys. Sarah has been paying for a gym membership for 4 years and has never gone once. This is my shocked face. Ashli wears one contact at a time to make her contacts last longer and could potentially save millions of peoples vision with her

TIP 204: BRAG ABOUT YOUR BARGAIN SHOPPING

Feb 2nd, 2017 59m 38s

AYOOOOOO. this week is weird. Kurt and Ashli are FIGHTING because Ashli's Tinder profile is not up to his standards and thinks Ashli needs to appeal to a wider audience (no pun intended). Sarah went shopping and bought too many shoes - yes you

TIP 203: DON'T ASK MOM FOR HELP. w BRITTANY JONES COOPER

Jan 25th, 2017 1h 6m

GUYS PEOPLE LIKE US!!!!!!!!! Ok, really just Brittany. WELCOME TO OUR FIRST GUEST BRITTANY JONES COOPER! A long time friend of Sarah's and the podcast in general, Brittany joins us to brag about her fabulous life of travel, her NYC story, great

TIP 202: PUT PLACENTA ON YOUR FACE LIKE MARISKA HARGITAY

Jan 19th, 2017 1h 2m

HAPPY THURSDAY! how you doinnn? This week the duo discusses all the best things, mainly their humble roots where they started in lame ass jobs doing douchey menial tasks and the ways they made it through to get to where they are today. Another