"Jimmy Kimmel Live!" writer and Twitter star Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) teaches us how to sell a story to the tabloids, how to survive a Mormon mission in Malaysia, how to develop a Twitter persona and get confused for a woman online, how to go from being a tv intern to a tv writer, how to wreck Craig Ferguson's car, how to shoot a Weezer video at the Playboy Mansion, how to almost die from a sunburn, and most importantly, how to overcome your fear of volleyball. Then we play a game of "Eat or Fuck," where we ran out of ideas and just name things for Bridger to either eat or have sex with. Would you travel back in time to eat a fascist dictator?