Bring on all the "trashy tv." Analesa, on one hand, hates everything about it, to its core, but Cassie can't get enough. Honestly though what is the point of reality television? We basically decided that it's so that the Kim K's of the world c

Episode 15: Sometimes Tinder Dates Last 8 Hours

Feb 14th, 2018 45m 52s

What is the deal with that awkward how to make friends or how to make a girlfriend/boyfriend happen? How do you make friends as an adult? Honestly, we don't know. Relationships are very awkward. We have special guest to fill us in on all the ex

Episode 14: It's Not Delivery Its DeValentines Day

Feb 8th, 2018 49m 19s

WHAT IS VALENTINES DAY EVEN? Did you know that it started as a religious holiday in the 5th century? Now it's just cards, sadness, and broken noses because of blow jobs? Here is what valentines day means to us. Have day to you all! Cover art

Episode 13: It's Basically Just American Buddhism

Jan 31st, 2018 1h 15m

GUYS CULTS STILL EXIST! We are talking about Scientology and the FLDS this week. We can't wait to be suppressive people. Let's do it! We can't say that Scientology won't stalk you if you end up listening to this but like let's rise up and maybe

Episode 12: Despite Popular Opinion Girls Who Wear Tampons Are Not Sluts

Jan 24th, 2018 1h 3m

Remember when you used to cry and throw things for no reason? No, it was not the devil inside you (though it felt like that), it was a little thing we call puberty. This week we shout out to all those awkward moments, before bras, after bras, a

Episode 11 : If I Were You I Wouldn't Buy a Blue BMW

Jan 18th, 2018 59m 44s

Driving doesn't suck. Other drivers driving their cars suck. Honestly, though they probably hate us as much as we hate them. Isn't that the whole deal with road rage? Well, you're in luck because you can find out all about those stupid things i

Episode 10: Too Much Ignorism On Social Media

Jan 10th, 2018 1h 13m

We hate you social media, but we also love the way you fill our empty time up. We love the way you make avoiding eye contact so much more natural but we hate the way that couples post about their undying love for one another on you. 2018 will h

Episode 9: Just Google the Opposite Thing

Dec 28th, 2017 1h 7m

ARE THEY EVEN REAL? Conspiracy theories might be Analesa's favorite party topic, but Cassie hates talking about them. What do you think about them?Cover art by Keifer Crownoverwww.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice

Episode 8: Don't Pour Blue Vodka On Girls Heads Plz

Dec 12th, 2017 42m 55s

Who doesn't know a boy who sucks at least a little bit, if not a lot? This weeks episode is just sharing in the agony that is living with boys, dating boys, being friends with boys, and honestly just dealing with boys. Even Dot hates boys. That

Episode 7: My Sister's Keeper Wrecked Me

Dec 5th, 2017 1h 28m

Sometimes you just have to accept the fact that people who write movies want to see you suffer. Sometimes you have to cry loudly in movies and sometimes you have to cry on an airplane while watching a sad movie. Shit happens okay? Cover art b

Episode 6: A 17 year old clerk, a short blonde girl and a box of cereal

Nov 28th, 2017 1h 10m

We all have those chores that we hate doing right? I think that most people can say that going to the grocery store is the worst of the worst. WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO SHOPS AT TRADER JOES SUCK SO HARD? WE ARE LOCAL GROCERY STORES SO EXPENSIVE BUT

Episode 5: I heard Farmers Only is trendy now

Nov 21st, 2017 48m 27s

Here is the thing. Just stop. If you're sitting here complaining about bullshiz like that then we probably won't be super good friends. Even our best of friends can complain about stupid things like this. On this weeks episode, Cassie and Anale

Episode 4: Good ol' Charlie

Nov 14th, 2017 1h 26m

To say we're obsessed might be an understatement. We've always been fascinated with serial killers so naturally we hate when people hate true crime. This week you might hear about some awful people like the Green River Killer and Charlie Manson

Episode 3: I really hope my dad doesn't make a sex joke right now

Nov 7th, 2017 50m 37s

Just think about it. You're sitting next to your dad in the theater and Jason Biggs decides that it's a good idea to have sex with a pie. How would you respond? How would your dad respond? Honestly we can't think of anything more awkward. This

Episode 2: Sorry our taxes don't pay for the rest of your outfit

Nov 1st, 2017 1h 13m

Sorry if you put a lot of thought into your halloween costume because it's probably really stupid. Or at least your friends costume is stupid. I'm really proud of you if it's not dumb, but listen it's a high probability. At the end of the day y

Episode 1: Hate it so much

Oct 31st, 2017 44m 20s

The very first podcast to our series called I hate my voice. It's just your run of the mill podcast where two sisters talk about bullshit things that don't mean shit about shit. Shit.

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