You will not believe how long it has been since we reviewed a queso blanco (not clickbait). We visit Zocalo Cafe to try its Queso Mixta as well as debrief our successful SXSW event.

Ep. 26 – Polvos

Mar 4th, 2018 16m 16s

Hot tubs, graduations, and tons of toppings as we get back on track with a real queso at Polvos.

Ep. 25 - Easy Tiger

Feb 12th, 2018 18m 45s

Fraught with queso fatigue, we visit Easy Tiger to review a similar-ish, non-Tex-Mex experience with beer cheese and spend the rest of the episode apologizing.

Ep. 24 - El Chilito

Jan 8th, 2018 19m 34s

Mushrooms? Gusts of wind? Thicc chips? We check out El Chilito, and torment Alexa while trying to get her to play our podcast.

Ep. 23 - Posse East

Dec 21st, 2017 12m 40s

Spreadsheets of queso. A historic campus bar. Surprising spice. We hit up Posse East to see what their queso, lovingly served in a styrofoam bowl, has to offer.

Ep. 22 - Santa Rita

Dec 10th, 2017 15m 31s

Bryce's order gets messed up, Daulton hates the chips, and a bystander asks an important question: "Do you have breakfast tacos?" This and more as we stop by a Sunday brunch at Santa Rita Cantina.

Ep. 21 - Thanksgiving Special: Velveeta-Rotel

Nov 20th, 2017 18m 35s

In this special episode, we dive into a Texas Thanksgiving staple: Velveeta-Rotel queso

Ep. 20 - One Year of Queso

Oct 31st, 2017 12m 19s

It has been exacty one year since we started our search for the best queso in Austin. We look back by parodying a popular three-year-old podcast.

Ep. 19 - Tacodeli

Oct 22nd, 2017 17m 7s

IKEA, DNA verified beef, and a conspiracy-laden queso name as we head to Tacodeli in Austin Chronicle's future Worst Local Podcast of 2018.

Ep. 18 - Maudie's

Oct 9th, 2017 12m 15s

Recorded back-to-back with the Chipotle episode, we try to get a bad taste out of our mouth by visiting the home of Austin's most unreadable menu: Maudie's. We also re-coin the term crockpotting. Please do not Google it.

Ep. 17 - Chipotle

Sep 17th, 2017 14m

It is finally here: queso at the nationwide chain trying to cover up its E-coli outbreak. We give Chiptole's new queso a try, talk about our two month break, and update Daulton's resume.

Ep. 16 – El Arroyo

Jul 11th, 2017 12m 44s

A famous sign, Chipotle's queso cold feet, and El Arroyo's happy hour that you would be "stupid to pass up."

Ep. 15 - Hopdoddy

Jun 21st, 2017 13m 57s

After a brief hiatus, we are back with a first for the podcast: fries and queso? We see if Hopdoddy's mash-up is worth the buzz and also reminisce about Axe Body Spray flamethrowers.

Ep. 14 - Curra's Grill

May 21st, 2017 13m 18s

We sample one of three quesos from Curra's Grill, discuss binge listening, and search for the missing beef.

Ep. 13 – Fresa's

May 5th, 2017 11m 54s

Taco Bell's new chicken chips, Fresa's totally loaded queso, and one very sensual sponsor.

Ep. 12 - Kesos Taco House

Apr 20th, 2017 12m 57s

We take on chip-related conspiracy theories and Fire Red Sauce as we head to the incorrectly spelled Kesos Taco House to taste their El Don Keso.

Ep. 11 - Hula Hut ft. The Band in Room 15

Apr 9th, 2017 11m 26s

Fajitas in queso, metaphorical potholes, fake sponsors, and an appearance by a very special musical guest as we head to Hula Hut to try their Queso Compuesto.