We've been gone so long we thought we'd treat you to an extra long podcast. Trying to make our voices heard over fireworks, we talk wedding buffets, our love for Jennifer Saunders and tips for Santorini holidays. We pose important questions like are London and Athens romantic cities? Do Americans get marries in tuxedos? We pitch for adverts for Audible and Virgin Atlantic and launch our own company, mumumelon (copyright).

It could have been worse, he could have shot her.