Happy Nooo Year! In this ep we ask would you rather have a melon or a pineapple for a head? We talk Orlando Bloom's gentleman's agreements, Mayor McCheese, Grimlar (?), Monica's chef credentials and Vermont. We try and figure out what Maple Candy is and whether you can suck sap straight from a tree and we join the Moral Maze on stealing from hotels and restaurants.

Get your garlic-peelers off me!