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The Last Will and Testament of Illogical Contraption Radio
Our final broadcast. The last of the cloacians. Thanks for listening, everybody. Love, Cory, Shelby, Sara, Erik and Al.
Five Golden Dings
It's the PENULTIMATE episode! Cory gets into his rules of pissing. Why do we square dance at school? Shelby's controversial Bitmoji. Voicemails! Christmas music from Thor, Jimmy Buffet and Twisted Sister. Siqq Piqqs - SIQQEST PIQQS. Plus way more s…
Florist of Blitzkrieg
It's the 3rd to last episode EVER! Listener submitted Hits and Shits. Emails galore! Tony Molina is in studio! Al takes on Jeopardy questions. Jiminy Glick in Lalawood is the best movie ever made! Email us: illconradio@gmail.com Call us: (650) 898-…
FEEDING GOD'S METER
California is on fire again and the gang is bummed. Things are looking grim until about 6:15 or so, when Kaseem Bentley shows up and makes a bunch of insensitive jokes and makes everyone cry from laughter. Also featured: Al's gaming habits and the …
The Nightmare Before Paradise
Al calls in with The Philly Report. Sara enters the Bad Mom-iverse. Shelby sees Mandy. Erik and Cory see Suspiria. Buckcherry covers Nine Inch Nails. We Hit or Shit the Trop 40 Trop Rock hits. Two Lane Blacktop is reviewed. Plus A REALLY HUGE ANNOU…
Erik's Haunted Houseboat
Erik, Shelby, and Al are joined once again by San Jose's most hated band, Sad Vicious, aboard Erik's spooky houseboat for a Halloween celebration of ghoulish proportions. Complaints about Stu's weed, discussions about the importance of voting, and …
Dog Court
The Core Four Minus Cory discuss the ethics of canine jurisprudence in the court of paw, followed by a brand new segment: Reviewin' Cities (feat. Austin, TX)! Siqq sick day movies, a brief waterskiing jaunt, and horses on acid! Good Times With Guys…
Color Commentary
An old friend joins us for a check in via Skype! An Al Sports themed Hit or Shit! Mandy chat! A poetry based listener voicemail! And then Kaseem Bentley comes is and is all sorts of offensive. Email us: illconradio@gmail.com Call us: (650) 898-7277
Burrito Ranch
Cory, Al and Sara are joined by our friend Nicole Dunn to discuss Judas Priest. We Hit or Shit some recent slam releases on New Standard Elite Records. Peaches Christ calls in to talk about her new immersive haunted house, TERROR VAULT. Siqq Piqqs:…
The Nambler
The “How-To Comedy” Correspondence Course is in session. Erik is a Movie Montage Master. Name a basketball player! Fake banana flavor: childhood traumas. Good Times With Guys And Gals: Sonatine! Siqq Piqqs: Remakes! Email us: illconradio@gmail.com …
People For The Ethical Treatment of Al
A recap of Enter the Boog III: Boog of Shadows, Ill Con's annual boogie boarding competition against our arch rivals Sad Vicious. Listener Colin is in studio discussing international fast food options. A new joyful movie segment is introduced. 8th …
PUTLOCKER AND CRY
Did you know Erik is a Master Detective? Did you know Sara is a train enthusiast? Did you know Al fucking HATES Werther's Originals? Or that Shelby hates fun and laughter? (You probably already knew that one.) All these dark, dark secrets revealed,…
FAT SLENDERMAN vs ANGEL COP
Pizzagate with a side of creepypasta. A nude Ted Nugent hunts you through the labyrinthine forests of the Scott BaioDome. Rating Pepperidge Farms. Adults in pajamas and the dangers thereof. Los Angeles is a character. Elf-porn pop-up ads. Yoga men.…
TURN IT AROUND with TONY MOLINA
The crew goes deep with fan favorite singer/songwriter Tony Molina, covering everything from Eric Clapton conspiracy theories to West Bay music history, ax-weilding black metallers to Red Robin employment, music documentary do's and dont's to socia…
Overrated Ramen
Our old pal Kaseem Bentley is in studio to tell us about his adventures in Hollywood! We learn about Soundcloud rappers. Listener voicemails are responded to! Chain restaurants and summer camp movies are Siqq Piqq’d! Email us: illconradio@gmail.com…
BURNING DOWN THE APPLEBEE'S
The Pee Three descend on Radio Valencia Studios to discuss Tom DeLonge, Elon Musk, and Trader Joe's bathrooms. This week's erotic thriller is 1993's Snapdragon, followed by a very special Peen On Screen with Parker! Did you know Shelby has an imper…
Quack in Black
The Goofy Pals are pooped after last night's live show. An in depth Cruise News with listeners Chris and Kyle in studio. Al breaks it down during Taco Time. Jim Wynorski's Sorceress II: The Temptress is rated. Siqq Piqqs: DETECTIVES! Email us: illc…
Boston, Queen, And Aliens
The gang rings in summertime with an ashy, smoke-filled, hazy round of Hit or Shit. Sara's got a Says Science Quiz, summer jams are Siqq Piqq'ed, and 9 1/2 Weeks continues with the erotic stylings of 1994's Animal Instincts 2. What will white peopl…
Antififa
Old pal Eva VonBlut joins us in studio as we go DEEP on DEPP. Is it cool to listen to a band lead by a dude that tried to kill his wife? Erik gives us a recipe for CLEAN CLAMS. Listener Mandee joins us for 9 1/2 Weeks of Erotic Thrillers as we exam…
Sex Chess
We’re Talking Dead – The Grateful Dead with comedian Phil Hanley! Kevin Moss from Junk Food Dinner joins us for 9 1/2 Weeks of Erotic Thrillers as we review Fatal Desire and I Like To Play Games. We get a peek into the kitchens of Shelby and Sara f…
The Erik Tape
Hey now, weenie wackers! It's the second installment of 9 1/2 Weeks of Erotic Thrillers as the goofy pals and Andre from DEATHGRAVE take on 1987's Lady Beware starring Diane Lane and her really good pair of coworkers. It's a Bay Area championship e…
The Twiddle Diddle
9 1/2 WEEKS of Erotic Thrillers begins with the cuck cop classic, Animal Instincts. All the music news you can use. Al calls in from an island paradise. More Trop Rock? Ugh. Siqq Piqqs: CONCEPT ALBUMS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE AS A MOVIE. Email us: illconr…
The Last Temptation of Jim Jim Buffs
SA jam packed episode full of food, folks and fun. Shelby brings us a bunch of snacks from Pittsburgh, PA! Erik does a conspiracy round up. Sara stands in line for NIN tickets and AL'S SPORTS PICKS are back! We listen to the TOP TROP ROCK songs abo…
The Mommyknockers
Siqq BBQ chili dog hangout times with Shelby, Erik, and Sara as they weigh the pros (sandwiches) and cons (getting arrested at Kennywood) of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! Ten tiers of conspiracy theories, team-building activities, a brand new Says Scie…
Stanmans Revenge
Al! Shelby! Erik! Sara! Cory! Shelby's son Calvyn! They all saw them Infinity Wars! We Hit or Shit some serious metal including the new album from KingCobraJFS. Cory buys some celebrity well wishes for the gang. The end of SANDMAN'S REVENGE is fina…
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Podcast Details
Started
Nov 12th, 2011
Latest Episode
Dec 10th, 2018
Release Period
Weekly
No. of Episodes
332
Avg. Episode Length
About 2 hours

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