Welcome to the new Internet Hate Machine expanded universe! We explain where we've been, talk banning memes and share two nice things.Further information on those important memes• Gabriel Gundacker's 'zendaya Is meechee': https://twitter.com

EP 44 Hairdryer chicken is cancelled, everyone

Apr 2nd, 2018 42m

The Hate Machine is going on a bit of a break after this episode but we'll be back soon! Before then, Bec and Chris talk through their fave times tables, if it's time to delete your Facebook, why you probably shouldn't change your name to Dr Sp

EP 43 Accountability without endorsement

Mar 15th, 2018 26m 45s

A zippy little pod this week as Bec makes her way through a maxi popcorn chicken, Chris craves the ability to switch between Twitter accounts, we talk tweetdecking (apologies for the loose definition), verification, the only words you should be

EP 42 Deeply Disappointing and Irrelevant

Mar 8th, 2018 31m 10s

This week Chris and Bec create an audio minefield of horrors for you to try and get through! Clicking! Gross feet! Big eggs! Steamed hams! Russian propoganda propoganda! NEXT!!!Here's the link to the expertly crafted 'Steamed Clams Inc.' by

EP 41 The Worst Political Outrage in Australian History

Mar 4th, 2018 51m 8s

This week Bec and Chris finally give the people what they want with their Board Game Corner™, discuss the PM's internet, Facebook recognition, Google deleting your account, you deleting your Vero account and we bring you another lewd worst take

EP 40 Internet Wholesome Machine with Vaya Pashos

Feb 25th, 2018 58m 38s

Neighbuzz host Vaya Pashos joins us for our big 4-0! We talk tumbling around in Tumblr, hear the most wholesome internet entrance ever, what it's like to win podcast awards, why Kony ruined everything, ask if you're feeling lucky greenie punks,

EP 39 The Phast and the Phurious

Feb 15th, 2018 37m 10s

COME ON, GUYS. IT'S TIME TO PHAST. We teach you how to see the world beyond your phone, mention the name 'Logan Paul' for the last time, possibly give a bad explanation of Discord, Bec speaks earnestly about Facebook killing comedy, Chris revea

EP 38 Bug out

Feb 8th, 2018 45m 53s

Please, bring your bug spray, this episode is hella bugged. We talk shitty,shitty free wi-fi, the fake news media, non-existent lady Doritos, video stores disappearing, Facebook disappearing, Bitcoin disappearing and we bring you an R rated wor

EP 37 Hate-tato

Feb 1st, 2018 37m

Look, I'm just going to shout the contents of this episode at you: POISON POTATOES! NIGHTMARE FUEL! WII SHOP MUSIC (IT'S ACTUALLY THE MII CHANNEL MUSIC, SORRY)! LOGAN PAUL AGAIN FOR SOME REASON! FERRY MCFERRYFACE! THE SHORTYS! A TERRIBLE APP! D

EP 36 The Tide Pod Lolly Bag Challenge

Jan 25th, 2018 30m 14s

Chris and Bec talk distracting things, racist memes, whether the changing of a certain date is on the horizon, why you shouldn't trademark social justice movements, the cursed Bitcoin Report returns, we work through some Facebook themed worst t

EP 35 Twenty Hate Teen

Jan 17th, 2018 53m 52s

The hate machine roars to life for another glorious year of internet trash. Meet the new Chris in the new year, we sing the Ballad of Logan Paul, find out why Milkshake Duck is the word, slowly edge towards becoming a Pixelated Boat recap podca

EP 34 Miracle on Rule 34th Street

Dec 21st, 2017 47m 51s

Grab your festive pitchfork and shake it the tune of an eternally looping Jingle Bells remix - it's the last IHM of 2017! We celebrate Twitter Purgemas, the Pope, fixing Facebook with more Facebook, Net Neutrality, YouTube 2017, Bitcoin again f

EP 33 Hot take generator

Dec 12th, 2017 46m 28s

Get your hate hat on and your hate shoes, it's time to hop into the machine again! We bring you the very latest information on bitcoin, wrap-up the best thing to happen on the internet this year, join the Cat Person commentary, discuss the vort

EP 32 Basically a Wagon Wheel

Dec 5th, 2017 50m 11s

Hello haters! (is that what we call you? Sorry if you hate it but at the same time that fits) This week we weather the storm of social media reactions, find a potential explanation for Donald Trump's Twitter and question the motivations behind

EP 31 Bird is the word!

Nov 22nd, 2017 32m 41s

A short pod is a good pod and a short bird pod is the greatest pod of all! We revel in the horror of someone calling you on Facebook Messenger and our two hosts clash over the Australian #BirdOfTheYear.Hate us on social media! • http://facebo

EP 30 Internet Hate Planet

Nov 19th, 2017 41m 11s

For our big 3-0 we are graced by the presence of internet celebrity and excellent human Mr. Nick Mason! We discuss podcast making, slow listening, whether there are just too many darn comic book adaptations, internet criticism, reveal who we ar

EP 29 Spoopy

Oct 31st, 2017 37m 9s

Try and use your Super Mario Odyssey brain to listen to IHM EP 29! We take a walk through the complexities of New Donk City, discuss how we all know the Lube Mobile Kid (don't @ us), find out some Spoopy Twitter names, provide clarifying statem

EP 28 The End of the Age of the Edgelord with Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

Oct 25th, 2017 47m 23s

One of the Two in the Think Tank Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall joins us in the Hate Machine this week as we bring you the very latest in internet bullshit! Al reveals his secret hacker identity, explains why he lists everything, we ask if it’s the

EP 27 Take My Wi-Fi, Please

Oct 17th, 2017 28m 25s

Chris and Bec give you the top secret instructions on how to join Twitter's unverified club, explain why Wi-Fi getting hacked is good for the children and discuss the effects of the #MeToo campaign. (In case you want to avoid it: discussion of

EP 26 Sauce Code

Oct 10th, 2017 40m 8s

Bec and Chris try to spread #DemPosVibes, talk mainlining Neighbours, shout-out to some hard working internet weirdos, respect the online contact forms, find the sauce of this week's stupidity and provide a particularly dank worst take.Listen

EP 25 There's no deeper memeing here

Oct 1st, 2017 33m 2s

Chris and Bec luxuriate in the space provided by Twitter's 280 character limit, discuss the worst internet defence, create the long-awaited rival to GoFundMe, bring you one nice thing and then delve into a quick worst take!Hate us on social m

EP 24 Podcast for the 65.8 million

Sep 19th, 2017 36m

Join us as we pop another unverritfiable load through the machine! Chris and Bec talk all things Chatswood post office, the joys of google news alerts, attempt to explain Verrit, remember 'Leave Britney Alone' and two terrible people face off f

EP 23 Peak Anger

Sep 5th, 2017 48m 42s

Grab a handful of chips and chow down on IHM 23! This week we talk about the 7/11 spammers, ask if you've been pwned, discuss the idea of paying for your memories, KFC sponsored tweets, Facebook's slipping community standards, Twitter's protect

EP 22A Password Jesus

Aug 22nd, 2017 54m 41s

Time for some hateration, holleration in this dancerie that we've called IHM episode 22A. We mourn the loss of America, pray to Password Jesus, ask how many is too many in Facebook limbo, race to 1000, tweet at the PM and find out how you know

EP 21 Remembering the Mooch

Jul 31st, 2017 34m 58s

In this very recently recorded, now slightly outdated episode of IHM we look back on The Mooch, Trump declaring war on Twitter, Twitter declaring war on success, Lady Doctor, Coffee dad and parents using gifs.Hate us on social media! • http:/