This one is super weird, we discuss the legend of Purple Aki, a man who wanted nothing more than to measure your muscles and watch you squat. Is that a crime? Apparently yes.

#12 - "ニューヨークチーズケーキ" (Happy Science Is Totally Not A Cult)

Oct 6th, 2019 1h 13m

This week, Patrick & I talk about a certain Japanese new religion that has been sweeping the nation for years and what it truly means to be characterized as cult.

#11 - NEVR 4GET (Guest: Best Friend Chris)

Sep 23rd, 2019 49m 5s

I'm back from my vacation, so in this week's random as fuck episode I have my best friend over to have a chill discussion about random shit on the internet.

#10 - Fun Flash Games & Forbidden Fast Food (Guest: Zain Ali)

Sep 8th, 2019 59m 37s

My guest, comedian Zain Ali, joins me for what begins as a discussion about Newgrounds.com and other classic flash animation websites, but eventually devolves into a hilarious discussion about a naughty, filthy, forbidden fast food delight... a

#9 - RIPstein Part 2: Eccentric Jewgaloo

Aug 24th, 2019 57m 46s

LISTEN TO EPISODE 8 FIRST.Hoo boy! Things sure have gotten spicy with this whole Epstein thing since we last recorded. So many new developments, so many conspiracies, we just had to do one more. Enjoy!

#8 - RIPstein (& A Quick Fart Story)

Aug 11th, 2019 34m 14s

When billionaire pedophiles mysteriously die under suicide watch, YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT.This is sort of a last minute thing but we had to discuss it. (small story at the end about farts for a palate cleanser)

#7 - Don't F**k With My Dogs (Bathwater Update & John McAfee)

Jul 27th, 2019 44m 50s

This week we briefly cover an update on the gamer girl bathwater fiasco & Patrick enlightens me about the legend himself, John McAfee.Its a good one, enjoy it everybody!

[18+] Not Safe For Wank (Vol.1)

Jul 12th, 2019 40m 18s

Fan fiction can be weird and often times hilarious, but it is at its weirdest and most terrible when it gets erotic.Join us in this side episode as we squirm our way through select masterpieces from the deep, dark, and sticky corners of the we

#6 - Can't Pay Taxes With Ahegao Faces! (Now With Bath Water!)

Jul 7th, 2019 58m 26s

After a few weeks hiatus we are back, and why not return with something happening RIGHT NOW!?!?This episode is about selling jars of soapy water and avoiding your taxes. How do these relate? Listen to the episode and find out!

#5 - One Man, One God, One Operating System (Guest: Dan Webster)

Jun 1st, 2019 1h 2m

As an internet addict, I've known about Terry Davis for quite some time. So when I brought him up to my good friend Dan, he was instantly hooked and insistent that I have him on to talk about this fascinating, insane, and sad story.There is so

#4 - ProJared, Revenge Porn, & Other Assorted Deviance (Guest: Paul Thompson)

May 25th, 2019 58m 5s

This episode covers topics both new and old, and we go on plenty of tangents.Absolutely hilarious comedian Paul Thompson joins us this week as we briefly discuss the ProJared scandal, revenge porn as a whole, and talk about some classic reveng

#3 - E-Questrian Activities

May 17th, 2019 45m 22s

This week is a shorter episode and probably the most disgusting so far. We STILL can't believe this stuff actually happened.We also introduce "Al the Medic" our new expert that will be helping us on the show from time to time.

#2 - Peers Helping Peers (Guest: Abbas Wahab)

May 10th, 2019 1h 12m

Comedian Abbas Wahab joins us to talk about Peer2Peer file sharing software and some of the craziness that surrounds it. The viruses, the mislabeled songs, and some iconic lawsuits.