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In which Dracula probably doesn't drink his blood from a World's Greatest Dad mug; Miles massively underestimates the cultural ubiquity of Sexy Dracula; Bill Sienkiewicz may or may not have ever seen a bat; Kitty gets possessed; and Dazzler is singularly well suited to a Vegas residency.

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Dracula's ungrateful childrenMarvel DraculaA fortuitously named writerRachel Van HelsingX-Men #159 (again) (briefly)Sexy DraculaThe secret origin of sexy DraculasFastball Special body mechanicsX-Men Annual #6A nightmare"Bats"Yet another Castle DraculaThe Montesi FormulaSound effects, spoken or otherwiseLilithChairsThe relative efficacy of holy symbols against DraculaX-VegasCharacters we have grown to love as a result of the podcast

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