I touch Mewes once, I touch Mewes twice, I won't let go at any price. I need Mewes now like I needed Mewes then. Mewes always said we'd still be friends someday. (Recorded live at the Warfield Theater, San Francisco, CA on 6/22/2013)
I wouldn't leave Mewes in times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times. I’ll take Mewes just the way Mewes are
(A special post-Groovy Movie Q&A including Ralph Garman from the New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles, CA on 7/27/2013)
This is how we Mewes, yeah, chilling, laid back. Straight stuntin' yeah we Mewes it like that. This is how we Mewes, Mewes Mewes Mewes Mewes, this is how we Mewes.
(Recorded live at the Orlando Improv on November 7, 2014)
Don't, don't Mewes want me? Mewes know I can't believe it when I hear that Mewes won't see me.
Don't, don't you Mewes me? Mewes know I don't believe Mewes when Mewes say that Mewes don't need me.
(Recorded live at the Fan Expo Canada, Toronto, 8/24/2012)
Yeah, what can I say babe, Mewes broke up with me
(Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South in Greenwood Village, CO, on December 12, 2017.)
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