Jay & Silent Bob Get Old

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The other day around the way I seen Mewes illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk that illin' punk and in his left hand was Bacardi.
I'll tell Mewes why. But Mewes wouldn't believe me.
Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails he makes me wait...
Hear harrowing tales of sex, drugs, and snoogans from the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Indie Film.
In the battle for Caste Numbskull, He-Mewes falls to his mortal enemy, Skelehorse!
Mewes acts a baby, Mewes tries to score, Mewes runs from guns for you, and so much more...
I touch Mewes once, I touch Mewes twice, I won't let go at any price. I need Mewes now like I needed Mewes then. Mewes always said we'd still be friends someday. (Recorded live at the Warfield Theater, San Francisco, CA on 6/22/2013)
'Cause I just wanna look good for Mewes, good for Mewes, uh-huh I just wanna look good for Mewes, good for Mewes, uh-huh (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in San Jose, CA on 07/25/2015.)
Recorded LIVE at The American Comedy Co. in San Diego, CA on Thursday, July 20, 2017.
I come from a Mewes down under, where women glow and men plunder. (Recorded LIVE at the State Theater in Sydney, Australia on 09/18/2015.)
Mewes came through in a zoot suit, pin stripe lookin' too cute. (Recorded live at The Astor Theatre in Perth, Australia 4/18/12)
I can't smile without Mewes. I can't laugh and I can't sing. I’m finding it hard to do anything. (Recorded live at Montreal Comiccon on 9/14/2013)
I wouldn't leave Mewes in times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times. I’ll take Mewes just the way Mewes are (A special post-Groovy Movie Q&A including Ralph Garman from the New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles, CA on 7/27/2013)
When Mewes had to go, I hated the thought. I always wish the night was twice as long.
It's been seven hours and fifteen days since Mewes took his love away.
Well it’s the second time I’ve caught Mewes talkin' to him. Do I have to tell Mewes one more time I think it’s a sin? (Recorded live at the McDougall United Church in Edmonton, Canada 12/8/11)
My love must be a kind of blind love. I can't see anyone but Mewes. (Recorded live at the Castro Theatre, San Francisco, California 10/28/11)
Mewes can have anything that Mewes desire… Magic! (Recorded live at Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide, Australia 4/28/12)
Straight from PODDAMMIT! Hear Jason Mewes become an Ewok as the audience gets in on the act!
I'm looking through Mewes - Where did you go? I thought I knew Mewes - What did I know? (Recorded live at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada 2/2/12)
A carousel up and down, just like Mewes. (Recorded live at the Redford Theatre in Detroit, Michigan 4/13/12)
This is how we Mewes, yeah, chilling, laid back. Straight stuntin' yeah we Mewes it like that. This is how we Mewes, Mewes Mewes Mewes Mewes, this is how we Mewes. (Recorded live at the Orlando Improv on November 7, 2014)
Don't, don't Mewes want me? Mewes know I can't believe it when I hear that Mewes won't see me. Don't, don't you Mewes me? Mewes know I don't believe Mewes when Mewes say that Mewes don't need me. (Recorded live at the Fan Expo Canada, Toronto, 8/24/2012)
I woke up in a Soho doorway, the policeman knew my name. He said, "Mewes can go sleep at home tonight if Mewes can get up and walk away" (Recorded live at The National in Richmond, VA on 8/24/2013)
Yeah, what can I say babe, Mewes broke up with me (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South in Greenwood Village, CO, on December 12, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.
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Aug 19th, 2010
Latest Episode
Apr 9th, 2020
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