The people have spoken. Per the request of a lovely review written by Baby Car Car, we're here to plan a wedding.

What are the elements that make up the perfect wedding, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of weddings!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Cool priest

• P A G E A N T R Y

• Edible napkins

• Cousin Ramon & Cousin Dave

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