In their final episode, Megan and Kervin talk about their relationship with money, sexual assault, and the power of thoughts. Megan shares her journey of walking away from anti-depressants, and Kervin eats his words.

You Think You're Better Than Me?

Jan 13th, 2016 1h 5m

Your favorite hosts wax poetic on bettering yourself, healthy competition, emotional vulnerability, and the zodiac. Megan wants to get off her anti-depressants, and Kervin puts a price on his b-hole.

What's Your Name Again?

Dec 12th, 2015 59m 34s

In this episode, these two loonies talk at length about co-workers with no tact, western medicine vs. natural approaches, and extracurricular sexual activities. Megan admits to being a lazy bum, and Kervin fantasizes about having a bigger dick.

Everything’s Amazing and Nobody’s Happy

Nov 19th, 2015 54m 55s

Your favorite hosts talk at lengths about existential angst searching for God and everything in between Anonymous bares their soul in a confession Kervin is fed up with everything and Megan falls in love with a pornstar

Everythingâ€™s Amazing and Nobodyâ€™s Happy

Nov 19th, 2015 54m 55s

Your favorite hosts talk at lengths about existential angst, searching for God, and everything in between. Anonymous bares their soul in a confession, Kervin is fed up with everything, and Megan falls in love with a pornstar.

Hello, Nurse!

Oct 22nd, 2015 36m 39s

In this episode, Megan travels all the way to Atlanta to meet up with special guest @dulcetry. The two of them talk about all the things that really matter: sexy uses for speculums, first visit to the gynecologist, and body count (the number of

Vaginal Flora

Oct 15th, 2015 57m 10s

In this episode, your favorite internet couple talk about connotations associated with job titles, the differences between doctors and nurses, and what your zip code says about you. Megan wants to wear baby clothes, and Kervin learns how to car

Right-Click. Save.

Sep 17th, 2015 1h 7m

These two crazyheads discuss a plethora of subjects, such as work breaks, fashion trends, and the myth of broken condoms. Find out why women almost always pee on themselves when they laugh. Megan loves benefiting from the occasional double stan

All By Myself

Aug 25th, 2015 50m 35s

Without Megan there to keep him honest, Kervin rants for about 30 minutes about things that you may not agree with. There's a liiiiittle bit of Megan sprinkled here and there, but overall, Kervin never stops talking.

There Will Be Blood

Jul 19th, 2015 49m 10s

In this episode, we talk about infrared saunas, float tanks, being alone with your mind, and how to get blood stains out of your clothes. Kervin wants to come back as a woman in a next life, and Megan baptizes him with period blood.

Why Ask Why?

Jun 22nd, 2015 1h 33m

Why do we love wallowing in our own sadness? Why do adults pretend to know everything? Why do we blindly follow traditions without asking questions? Why does Kervin hate emojis?! We don't have the answers, but it's fun trying to figure them out

Kamikaze Heart Jumper

May 31st, 2015 1h 15m

Megan and Kervin welcome their very first guest; Megan's bestfriend, April. Listen in as the three of them wax poetic about self-discovery, past life regression, morphic resonance, and light vs dark energies. Kervin wants to take Ayahuasca, Meg

Coffee Enema

May 26th, 2015 1h 15m

In this episode, your favorite internet couple express their feelings on religious differences, homophobia, the melting pot facade, psychedelics and abstinence. Kervin gives his first ever confession, and Megan ain't got time for your shit.

Should We Get a Divorce?

May 9th, 2015 1h 15m

Megan and Kervin answer listener questions. The mailbag is filled to the brim with inquiries like: can men and women be just friends? would you vaccinate your child? which is your favorite conspiracy theory? Megan and Kervin fantasize about pas

Hillary Clinton is a McDonald's Salad

Apr 22nd, 2015 1h 25m

No subject is taboo, as Megan and Kervin discuss political correctness, celebrity gossip, police brutality, and the different ways blacks and white are portrayed in the media. A dead rapper is Frankenstein'd, and Megan thinks she and Kanye coul

Happy, and You Know It

Apr 22nd, 2015 1h 14m

Listen in as Megan and Kervin analyze the ubiquitous adult Loser, talk openly about depression, and figure out the mysterious origins of Kervin's name. Also, an update that will blow your mind.

Memory Lane

Apr 22nd, 2015 1h 17m

Digging deep into the past, Megan and Kervin reminisce about the early days of their relationship. They talk about how they met, the difficulties of long-distance relationships, and they share a couple of emails they sent as they were first get

How the Sausage is Made

Apr 22nd, 2015 1h 24m

Megan and Kervin talk about everything from what girls carry in their purse, to being kind to strangers, and the possibility of hosting an orgy. They also receive their very first anonymous confession.

Winter Hats

Apr 22nd, 2015 53m 24s

Megan and Kervin discuss various subjects such as imaginary friends, the importance of flirting, and Spring uses for Winter hats.

Number Two

Apr 22nd, 2015 58m 38s

Shaking off the sophomore jinx, Megan and Kervin talk about everything from bowel movements to the ubiquitous white/gold dress. We get our first listener mail, and Megan divulges the first of many confessions.