On a very special episode of Short Shifts... the boys chat garbage sons, another out-going coach in San Jose, new lines in Colorado, and go through another installment of the #Patron5. Players discussed in this episode include... Martin Jones, Aaron Dell, Erik Karlsson, Thatcher Demko, Jacob Markstrom, Nazem Kadri, J.T. Compher, Anthony Duclair, Joel Armia, Nikita Kucherov, Vincent Trocheck, and Tomas Hertl.  Join the Keeping Karlsson patron-only Facebook group by becoming a patron of the show on Patreon, and tune in for our weekly Saturday Stream show. Each Saturday, an hour before puck drop, members of the Keeping Karlsson team fire up the live stream to offer fantasy advice to all patrons. * * * Support Keeping Karlsson by telling a friend, subscribing to and reviewing Keeping Karlsson on iTunes, and following us on Twitter (@keepingkarlsson).    Even better, support us by becoming a patron of Keeping Karlsson! Patrons support future episodes of the show and get all kinds of perks in return, like Almanac discounts, an invite to the Keeping Karlsson Ultimate Patron Fantasy League (aka the KKUPFL), monthly Patroncasts, access to the secret patrons-only Facebook group, and weekly show scripts.    The Keeping Karlsson Fantasy Hockey Podcast is proudly presented by DobberHockey, and powered by our patrons. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices