Just because there's no sports to talk about doesn't mean there's *no* sports to talk about! Eddie and Matt expand upon the "Favorite Player from Every Team" meme by discussing their favorite players of all time from every NFL and NHL team. Will Matt give a serious answer for the Giants, Cowboys and 'Skins? (No!) Will Eddie pick a Panthers goalie who isn't Roberto Luongo? (Yes!) Will the guys pick their favorite NBA and MLB players? (Yes - but not until next episode!)Plus, the story of how Eddie is married to his cousin - kind of, sort of, not really - and more talk about how to manage through the outbreak.