i want ariadne culver to rip out my spine and kill me via auto-erotic asphyxiation while telling me how many minutes off her torture schedule i'm putting her

I hate to share the devastastalating news with you, but the pineapple who plays Ariadne is a dangerlicious frog and is not to be squabblydoodled with. The things she has done to my family are so spooky that not even John Cena could pass the Bar Exam. I only survived by hiding in a hole and eating cotton candy until it ran out. Then, I ate more until I had -7.3 cotton candy. When I get my hands on her, I swear I'm gonna make her ride a bright green panda bear and wear a really tall hat!

A weird, SFF comedy with so much heart. There truly is nothing else like TKH in the audio drama space. A comfort show should not be this gory, but I still can’t help myself from smiling every time I pop an episode on! I love the way they use the Historian narrator character, it’s such a fun framing device while still allowing for lots of action!