We’re back for a new episode and are unbelievably rusty—probably because Scott hasn’t spoken for six months. We talk about bodies and sex and sex with bodies and more, but mostly it’s just a bunch of the long, strange digressions that you know

Episode #25 – Mouth Problems

Jun 21st, 2012 1h 43m

Scott and Maré talk about kissing, lying, drinking blood, foreskin presents and so much more. We also talk about… Ten Thousand, an xkcd comic about not being a jerk Wizard People, still the best thing ever Little Monsters, a movie in which bull

Episode #24 – I Was Never A Virgin

May 16th, 2012 1h 29m

Scott and Maré talk about virgins, long distance relationships, long distance relationship virgins and more! We also talk about… Jams, fancy old shorts Pop Rocks, a legendary candy Mentos and Diet Coke, an explosive combination The Immaculate C

Episode #23 – Dedicated to the Grind

Apr 23rd, 2012 1h 50m

Scott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them. We also talk about… Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice. How Tipping Works

Episode #22 – You’ve Got Nailed

Mar 31st, 2012 1s

Maré’s back to discuss adult braces, custom dildos and American Apparel underpants. We also talk about… Kony 2012, a helpful campaign crushed by cynical people? Dave Matthew’s Band, the world’s greatest band? Honey Cocaine, a rap star with adul

Episode #21 – Infinite Blow Job Theory

Mar 13th, 2012 1h 2m

Scott is joined by the lovely and talented Mika Parades to discuss grandmas, tattoos and Carl Sagan’s infinite blow job theory. We also talk about… Can’t Stop Me From Dreaming, an old Robin Luke song Many-worlds Interpretation, a view of quantu

Episode #20 – Ojobomo

Feb 23rd, 2012 1h 23m

We’re back for season two! Or whatever it is we’re calling this… Learn about furniture sex, missing girlfriends and the mysteries of the vagina. We also talk about… Future Thoughts, a Brad Neely cartoon involving couch sex. Chungking Express, b

Episode #19 – Menspo

May 25th, 2011 57m 45s

In the twilight of our teenage years we cover first times, black belts and more. Also, there are poems! We also talk about… Uh Helloooooo, “The Scott Garner Techno Experience” Thinspo, pro-anorexia photos? Dijeridoos, tools to save people from

Episode #18 – Man Melons

May 18th, 2011 54m 9s

It’s Episode 18 and Scott doesn’t care what Maré thinks about that. We talk about man melons, semenarche and the complex physics behind mother-in-law attraction. Gender Identity, your heart need not match your parts Semenarche, a blessed event

Episode #17 – Reverse Camouflage

May 11th, 2011 1h 4m

We finally freed Cory! At least for the first 30 seconds of the show. After that, we talk about mom seduction techniques, tree pervs and all of the people that apparently have sexual fantasies about us. We also talk about… Stuff You Should Kno

Episode #16 – Olive You

May 4th, 2011 1h 8m

It’s our sweet sixteen and everyone is invited, including anal surprise guy, a time traveler and a magical talking wallet. We also talk about… David Sedaris, an upsettingly warm and funny fellow Radiolab, one of Scott’s favorite things Demolish

Episode #15 – Get Your Shamrocks Off

Apr 27th, 2011 1h 18m

The lovely and talented Elissa Ball joins us for Episode #15. We cover tickling, milkshakes and the most desirable side effects of medication. We also talk about… Conditions Of Love, by John Armstrong Letters to a Young Poet, by Rainer Maria Ri

Episode #14 – Baby Boner

Apr 20th, 2011 1h 10m

Our progression through podcast puberty continues with Episode 14. Learn about everything from super crushes to baby Maré’s boner. Also, infinite thanks to Bass Millionaire for the new theme song! We also talk about… Stand by Me, a great movie

Episode #13 – Trombone Hero

Apr 13th, 2011 56m 59s

Somebody’s a teenager! Hear from old friends, new heros and a special guest, the footsteps of Scott’s loud upstairs neighbor. We also talk about… The Mail Scene, from Miracle on 34th Street Hair, a really, really stupid musical 2005 Stanford Co

Episode #12 – String Theory

Apr 6th, 2011 1h 10m

Welcome to Episode 12 in which we learn about hot teachers and mean girls and hear Maré confuse a corsage with a corset. We also talk about… A Good Band is Easy to Kill, a documentary about Beulah Don’t Forget to Breathe, Scott’s favorite Beula

Episode #11 – Schrödinger’s Blow Job

Mar 30th, 2011 1h 3m

We’ve made it to 11 and are officially tweens. This week we cover hating friends, fellatio problems, and crushing hard on teachers. We also talk about… 43 Things, a place to list your goals Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy, a documentary Har

Episode #10 – Patrick Batman

Mar 23rd, 2011 1h 9m

Our ten-year anniversary extravaganza! Enjoy secrets about kissing, dirty photos, Dad’s porn collection and the fact that apparently everyone is gay. We also talk about… Independents, a documentary about creating comics Candide, a novel by Volt

Episode #9 – It’s Sembarrassing

Mar 17th, 2011 1h 26m

The fabulous Jen Sembera joins Scott in beautiful Austin, Texas for our first remote podcast. Episode 9 features a myriad of fantastic secrets and terrible, terrible audio quality because Scott didn’t pack a mic. Sorry! We also talk about… Evet

Episode #8 – Donking for Dummies

Mar 9th, 2011 1h 4m

We’ve somehow managed to make it up to 8 episodes! This time we talk about roommates, porn, sex at school and more! We also talk about… Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov Conditions Of Love by Armstrong John Choke by C

Episode #7 – Peanut Butter

Mar 2nd, 2011 55m 13s

In episode Lucky Seven, we learn about lightsabers, yoghurt, Maré’s love of chocolate cake and so much more.

Episode #6 – Gwen Stefani

Feb 23rd, 2011 58m 59s

Cory’s back with an idea for a new hit film starring Emma Watson and Gwen Stefani continues to make sexual advances at Scott. And, of course, there are secrets about everything from trampolines to ugly girlfriends.

Episode #5 – Dan Nguyen, I Love You

Feb 16th, 2011 1h 3m

Welcome to our non-Valentines, non-extravaganza! Learn about statues, washcloths and the Dutchess of Football. And Dan Nguyen? We’ve got some news for you, mister.

Episode #4 – Love Hiccups

Feb 9th, 2011 56m 54s

Old friends and new friends alike gather to hear High Hat finally apologize for being a bully and learn about the intricacies of love hiccups. (Sorry about the quality. GarageBand tried to ruin EVERYTHING.)

Episode #3 – Ladies are Gentlemen, Too

Feb 2nd, 2011 57m 46s

Breaking records left and right, we’re back with episode three. Featuring the Huxtables, orgasm athletes and the triumphant return of Butter Sprinkles Handjob Guy.