It’s just the ladies this week kicking off the first episode of 2021! Barbara, Brandie, and Tess discuss Tess’ 90 Day Fiancé beef, Disney-themed funerals, and the multitude of Jack Sparrow impersonators in LA. They answer a lady problem from a

"Hangry Waiver" ft. Emily Faye

Dec 30th, 2020 1h 7m

Emily Faye (@MLEFaye) joins the ladies this week to talk about being an AMC “Stubs” girl, her thoughts on Bridgerton, and her podcast “Mall Talk.” The ladies also discuss favorites from the Cheesecake Factory, spray tans, and dish out dating ap

"The Age of Aquarius" ft. Kenice Mobley

Dec 23rd, 2020 1h 2m

Kenice Mobley (@KeniceMobley) joins the ladies this week to discuss her podcast “Love About Town,” being a twin, and wanting to switch lives with Zendaya. The ladies also talk about the ~literal~ dawning of the Age of Aquarius (and what it mean

"Too Many Totes" ft. Joyelle Johnson

Dec 16th, 2020 1h 6m

Joyelle Johnson (@JoyelleNicole) joins the ladies to talk about being petty, rich people shit, and doing comedy at a wedding. The ladies also talk about vaccines, vibrators, hate-watching shows. They answer a lady problem from a listener who fe

"Dude, Where's My Heart?" ft. Curt Neill

Dec 9th, 2020 53m 36s

Curt Neill (@curtneill) joins the ladies to talk about his new movie "Derek's Dead," being afraid of the dark, and his love of Kathryn Hahn. They also chat about The Secret, bad Christmas movies, and The Watergate Hotel. They answer a lady prob

"Morning Siesta" ft. Laura Kightlinger

Dec 2nd, 2020 1h 11m

Laura Kightlinger (@KingKightlinger) joins the ladies to discuss building cat homes, female kings, and what gets her through each day. The ladies also discuss participation trophies, Tess’ unusual feet, and how penis pumps work. They answer a l

"Dad Ads" ft. Molly Sanchez and Sam DiSalvo

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 12m

Molly Sanchez (@SeriousMolly) and Sam DiSalvo (@sam_disalvo) join the ladies this week to discuss being aunts, their mutual love of dads, and their podcast “The Hold Up.” The ladies also do a Tasty Tasty Taste Test with Thanksgiving dinner-flav

"Meg Ryan's Nightmare" ft. Rara Imler

Nov 18th, 2020 1h 12m

Rara Imler (@IslandGoth) joins the ladies this week to talk about sex work, the Georgia run-offs, and being a financial dominatrix. The ladies also discuss comment sections, codependency, and trying to own your big boobs. They answer a lady pro

"Celebrity Friendzone" ft. Kara Klenk

Nov 11th, 2020 1h 12m

Kara Klenk (@KaraKlenk) joins the ladies to discuss the aftermath of the election, Magic Mike Live, and her new podcast “That’s Messed Up” on Exactly Right. The ladies also discuss drive-in movies, orange juice, and reality TV. They answer a la

"Pet Hijinks" ft. Your Voicemails!

Nov 4th, 2020 1h 26m

Happy day after the election, everyone! Today the guest is your voicemails! The ladies take a listen and chat about New Zealand, mannequins, lice, and pet hijinks. They answer lady problems from listeners who are dealing with exes at wedding ev

"Socially Distanced Destruction" ft. Shalewa Sharpe

Oct 28th, 2020 1h 9m

Shalewa Sharpe (@SilkyJumbo) joins the ladies this week to talk about Scorpio season, working at a porn store, and her new album “So You Just Out Here?” The ladies also discuss peeing in public, TikTok dances, and old school NSYNC choreography.

"The Great Milk Debate" ft. Lizz Winstead

Oct 21st, 2020 59m 3s

Lizz Winstead (@LizzWinstead) joins the ladies to talk about reproductive rights, trusting your instincts, and the comedy special she filmed during quarantine. The ladies also discussed cancel culture, vibrators, and 20 something guys’ gross ap

"Human Skin Books" ft. Megan Rosenbloom

Oct 14th, 2020 1h 9m

Megan Rosenbloom (@LibraryAtNight) joins the ladies to talk about being a Librarian and her new book “Dark Archives: A Librarian’s Investigation into the Science and History of Books Bound in Human Skin.” The ladies also discuss their favorite

"Strong Calvin Vibes" ft. Niccole Thurman

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 5m

Niccole Thurman (@NiccoleThurman) joins the ladies this week to talk about the insane news cycle, nicknames, and what she would choose as her Real Housewives catchphrase. The ladies also discuss crocs, dating short guys, and riding giant raccoo

"IRISH GOODBYE!" ft. Calise Hawkins

Sep 30th, 2020 1h 9m

Calise Hawkins (@CaliseHawkins) joins the ladies to discuss Irish goodbyes, having a lot cats, and her new album “Calise is 40 AF!” The ladies also discuss things they miss about parties, Halloween home decorating, and their love of Jameson whi

"Hellfire Times" ft. Subhah Agarwal

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 8m

Subhah Agarwal (@Subhah) joins the ladies this week to talk about Birthday Cake ice cream, being a sore loser, and 4H club. The ladies also discuss indoor skydiving, trying to use neighbor’s pools, and debating whether or not Lumiere is a fuckb

"Live from Tess' Backyard!" ft. French Stewart

Sep 16th, 2020 1h 42m

Welcome to our 400th episode!! To celebrate, the ladies are podcasting outside in the smoky air with the one, the only, French Stewart! Enjoy this extra-long episode jam packed with tales of French’s RV road trip mishaps, getting banned from pl

"A Shy Karen" ft. Sara Schaefer

Sep 9th, 2020 1h 10m

Sara Schaefer (@SaraShaefer1) joins the ladies to talk about inspiration and the process of writing her new memoir “Grand.” The ladies also discuss crafting, subliminal messaging, and their sexual orientations. They answer a lady problem from a

"Brain Chips" ft. Fifi Dosch

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 2m

Fifi Dosch (@FifiDosch) joins the ladies to talk about transitioning during quarantine, kissing a snake over a jellyfish, and her new podcast Fifi Quest. The ladies also discuss peeing outside, creepy technology, and mob fronts. They answer a l

"Vacation Vibes" ft. Chelsey Weber-Smith

Aug 26th, 2020 54m 43s

Chelsey Weber-Smith (chelseywebersmith,.com) joins the ladies to discuss their podcast American Hysteria, Satanic Panic, and conspiracy theories. They also chat about the origins of candy being “dangerous,” stranger danger, and why we’re all ob

"Skate Gang" ft. Sasheer Zamata

Aug 19th, 2020 58m 31s

Sasheer Zamata (@TheSheerTruth) joins the ladies this week to talk about accidentally switching credit cards with Jason Ritter, being in the same room with Beyoncé, and her new movie Spree. The ladies also talk about Babs’ new reply guy, the be

"The Pink Circle" ft. Michelle Biloon

Aug 12th, 2020 1h 3m

Michelle Biloon (@Biloon) joins the ladies to discuss her new album Permanent Hat, dealing with anxiety, and the worst tattoo she’s ever seen. The ladies also chat about the best college excuses for not doing your paper, 3D Porn, and driving ar

"It's Always Hump Day Somewhere" ft. Gillian McGhee

Aug 5th, 2020 1h 23m

Gillian McGhee (@hiho_gillian) joins the ladies this week to talk about the struggle to be creative right now, being mindful, and her love of Hilary Duff. The ladies also discuss their childhood crushes, Brandie gets contacted by a former bully

"Zombies, Robots, and Drugs" ft. Francesca Fiorentini

Jul 29th, 2020 1h 10m

Francesca Fiorentini (@FraniFio) joins the ladies to talk about aliens, her disdain for Julia Roberts, and tattooing makeup on yourself. The ladies also discuss botox and fillers vs aging, quarantine babies, and throwing up. They answer a lady

"Zoom Cults" ft. Danielle Perez

Jul 22nd, 2020 1h 20m

Danielle Perez (@divadelux) joins the ladies this week to talk about her reality TV obsession, how she’s coping with quarantine, and her podcast Wow Rude Pod. The ladies also discuss how likely they are to join a cult, seeing influencers in the