We're back! Someone wrote Mike a mean email asking where the next episode is and then he yelled at me to stop dicking around and put it up already. It turns out we are incredibly susceptible to bullying! This episode continues to dive into Rose

Ep 17: Let Me Tell You About Adventuring

Jan 20th, 2015 41m 30s

After a, what, 6 month break? Dang. Anyway, Mike and I are back! John continues to explore the Land of Wind and Shade while Rose takes her first steps into a land of her own and Dave and Jade struggle through the opening parts of SBURB, and the

Ep 16: Let Me Tell You About LOWAS

Aug 31st, 2014 41m 30s

Act 4 is upon us. Mike and I descend to the land beneath the clouds, a world soaked in oil, with the fireflies trapped in the overcast skies overhead and friendly salamanders glubbin' all over the place about their desecrated frog monuments. Th

Homestuck iPhone Wallpapers

Aug 29th, 2014

A few weeks back on the podcast I mentioned that I had made iPhone wallpapers based on all the characters of homestuck and that I'd link them on the site. And then I completely forgot about it! I finally got pestered enough on Twitter to get ar

Ep 15: Let Me Tell You About The Midnight Crew

Aug 25th, 2014

It's a double-sized episode this week as we dive into the webcomic-within-a-webcomic, The Midnight Crew! Mike and I boggle vacantly at their shenanigans as Spades Slick and his crew take on

Ep 14: Let Me Tell You About Making Things Hapen

Aug 18th, 2014 41h 30m

Mike and I return from a brief 2 week break to finish out Act 3. We did it you guys! THREE ACTS DOWN, THREE TO GO. THAT MEANS WE'RE HALFWAY DONE, RIGHT?

Ep. 13: Let Me Tell You About Prospit

Jul 26th, 2014 41h 30m

Mike and I continue to plow through Act 3. Jade checks on John's sleeping dream-self while the Aimless Renegade showers the other exiles in bullets. John founds the holiday of Gristmas, and Dave and Rose reminisce on the heartfelt letters he se

Ep 12: Let Me Tell You About GLORIOUS REVIVALS

Jul 20th, 2014 41h 30m

WE'RE BACK. After over a year of deep slumber, our dreamselves have at last awoken on our Quest Beds, ready to dive back into Homestuck. Mike and I get reacquainted with the world of HS Jade explores a golden dreamscape, John gets down to Serio

Ep. 11: Let Me Tell You About Shocking Reveals

Apr 22nd, 2013 41m 30s

John's dad isn't all that into clowns! Betty Crocker owns Gushers! Jade's grandfather is dead and her dog is some kind of crazy devilbeast! Rose's mother is a scientist that's been trying to time-clone her dead cat! Abooooouut 75% of stuff you

Ep. 10: Let Me Tell You About STRIFE

Apr 8th, 2013 41m 30s

We wake up from a six week nap to watch Bro lay the smackdown on Dave, some ogres lay the smackdown on John, John and Nanna lay a retaliatory smackdown on the ogres, PM lay the smackdown on a worm robot, and carcinoGeneticist lay the first of

Ep.9: Let Me Tell You About Jade Harley

Feb 13th, 2013 41m 30s

As we enter a new Act in LMTYAHS, we gain a new member on our podcast: Faith! She'll be handling the female characters' dialogue from now on, sparing us from Mike's awful Jade voice. Speaking of female characters, we finally start getting acqua

Ep.8: Let Me Tell You About Can Town

Feb 5th, 2013 41m 30s

It's a double-header this week! Get outta the way Dave, Mike's got a new BFF. I give Mike a tour of the Mayor's resplendent municipality, and then we take a few moments to reflect on our progress so far

Ep.7: Let Me Tell You About Harry Anderson

Feb 5th, 2013 41m 30s

John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny.

Ep.6: Let Me Tell You About Smuppets

Jan 30th, 2013 41m 30s

Dave begins to face some harsh truths about his brother's... interests, while John grinds out some more imps and Mike begins to realize that I wasn't joking when I told him that literally everything in Homestuck is simultaneously foreshadowing

Ep.5: Let Me Tell You About Skaia

Jan 7th, 2013

Nannasprite gives us the lowdown on what this crazy game's all about, while Rose gives us some insight into her fucked up relationship with her mother. Meanwhile Mike and I show off our voice acting chops. No, we didn't get some girls to voice

Ep. 4: Let Me Tell You About Rose and Dave

Dec 18th, 2012

Rose begins to make her way through the house to get to her emergency back-up generator, while I introduce Mike to his webcomic soulmate. Also, Mike and I have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of Paradox Space.Songs featured in this epi

Ep.3: Let Me Tell You About SBURB Some More

Dec 10th, 2012

Do you know what is great for the health of a burgeoning podcast? A two week break. Mike and I come back from sick leave so that I can introduce him to Rose Lalonde as she works to save John from a meteor the size of Texas (or maybe just Rhode

Ep.2: Let Me Tell You About SBURB

Nov 19th, 2012

Mike and I continue to descend into the screaming void of Homestuck. John STRIFEs with his father, puts a bunny back in the box, and starts playing SBURB with his internet friend tentacleTherapist, while Mike comes down with his first case of

Ep.1: Let Me Tell You About John Egbert

Nov 13th, 2012

So a whole lotta chumps on the internet seem pretty into this Homestuck thing. But normal people, with lives and rich interpersonal relationships? They can't be bothered with bullshit like this:I mean, what the fuck am I even looking at here?

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