Hey, we only took two weeks this time!  The Little Mermaid is finally here, which means it's time for fish girls modeled after an underaged Alyssa Milano and VHS covers with Definite Penis Castles on them (which according to Stephanie "you just *have* to hold in your hands").  Stephanie cries, Kevin gets no-sold by Kyle Mooney, and we put the Petal to the Metal for this week's short.