When eccentric millionaire Michael Cocaine strikes a deal with an other-worldly patron, he stalks his wage slave Frog Cratchit to watch his son die and family starve, ultimately making penance by buying him a single Turkey and raising the minimum wage. That's right, a yearly reminder that your welfare is reliant on the whims of the rich, it's The Muppet Christmas Carol, with special guest Rose Meza!

Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards