In this Episode Curtis Welcomes a Very Very Very Special Guest to the Show! Maybe!
Find out Who by Taking a Listen!

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TRANSCRIPT
Curtis:
Hello! Howdy! Buon Giorno! Konnichiwa! Bonjour Stupid! (Spits)
Hello and Welcome Back to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
I am Your Host, Curtis Elton and Guess What?! Does Anybody Wanna Guess?
Anybody Guess! You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? Does Anybody Wanna Guess?
I'll let you in on a Little Secret See! Nobody is Actually Here See!
So, as Nobody's Here to guess, I'll Just Tell you how we did it Back in the Old Days...Myself!
We Have for the Very First Time Ever, a Very Special Guest!
Random Person:
What?! You Have your Own Special Guest?!
Curtis:
Exactly!
But, before I Bring this Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Wow! There are just So Many "Very"s, It's Killing me, Special Guest Out...Can Anybody Guess their Names!
Hint: They're Famous!
There are Really Famous! Like if I Have to Rate them on a Scale of 1 to Famous, it would be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Million, Trillion, Zillion, Wow! There's Just so Many, it's Making me Dizzy! Woah! Let's try that Again! Can Anybody Guess their Names!
(Pause)
Anybody? Anybody wanna Guess their Names? Anybody? Microphone? Earth to Microphone! Houston we have a Problem! Earth to Microphone! Anybody There?!
Wait a Second, What's That?  Oh Yeah, There's Nobody in the Audience! Never Mind!
You Know What?! Just Assume they're Famous! I Only get the Best for You! Yeah You! Not You! Not You! Not You! No Not You! No Not You! But You! Yes You! Nobody Else but You! I Know, It's You! You! You! You! You! Ay Caramba!
You Know What? Let's just Bring them Out! Because I'm not sure if you've Noticed but I Like to Waste Time a Lot!
Anyway, let's just Bring them out! Also, I'm Also Very Repetitive. Repetitive. Repetitive.
Now for the 3rd Time, Let's Bring them...What's That? We're out of Time? Oh Come on!
Oh Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and Celebrity...We are Out of Time!
Well Anyway, Thank you for Listening to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
I'll See YOU Next Time! Bubye! I'm Outta here!
The Celebrity's Name is...Drumroll Please (Bangs Table like Drums) (Holds "Please" in Background)  Carry on with the Drumroll Because their Name is, You Guessed it!
There was Never a Celebrity! You got me!
Anyway, Bubye I'm Outta Here!
That was Deja Vu all Over Again!