Just as the Title Says, In This Episode Curtis Discusses Anything, Everything...and Also Nothing!
Join him on this Crazy Adventure to Anywhere, Everywhere, and also Nowhere!
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Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!

TRANSCRIPT:
French Curtis:
Bonjour!

Cowboy Curtis:
Howdy!

Italian Curtis:
Buongiorno!

Chinese Curtis:
Ni Hao!

German Curtis:
Hallo!

Spanish Curtis:
Olé!

Bird Curtis:
Cuckoo, Cuckoo!

(Sound Effect Made with Mouth)

Nelson Curtis:
Ha! Ha!

Curtis:
And Hello and Welcome Back to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
I’m Your Host Curtis Elton and How are you Today?

French Curtis:
None of Your Darn Business Stupid! (Spits)

Curtis:
Yes it is!

French Curtis:
No it Isn’t!

Curtis:
Is Too!

French Curtis:
Is Not!

Curtis:
Is Too!

French Curtis:
Is Not!

Curtis:
(Slow Motion) Is Too!

French Curtis:
(Slow Motion) Is Not!

Curtis:
Is Too!

French Curtis:
Is Not!

Curtis:
Is Too!

French Curtis:
Is Not!

Curtis:
Well That was Crazy! And We are Back and That was a Really Long Introduction.
Now Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, This May Come as a Surprise to You but I Have No Idea what I’m Going to be Speaking About Today! All I Know, is I Am Going to be Speaking about Anything, Everything, and Also Nothing!
Yes That, Yes That, Yes That, Yes That, No Not That, Maybe That, Oh Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Maybe. You Know What, How about Everything! Isn’t this Just Fabulous!
Welcome Back to the Show! This is Deja Vu all Over Again!
Now This Episode is a Tiny bit Different to the Usual Episodes.
Why you Ask?!
Because Instead of it Only Being a Couple Minutes Long, This Episode will Only be Around 2 Minutes Long. So Keep that in Mind! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! (Robot Voice) Insert it into Your Mind!
That’s an Order Soldier! Answer Me!
Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Please! Come on Say Something! (As if  Someone is Giving Curtis Information)  Wait! Oh, I See. Eh Never Mind.
Now for the 3rd Time, Back to the Show!
As I Said Earlier, Today I Will be Speaking about Anything, Everything, and Also Nothing! (Someone Give Curtis New Information)  Wait, What that? Oh! Well Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Turns Out it’s Going to be About Nothing Cause We are Out of Time!
So Thank You for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
Bubye to You! Bubye to You! Bubye to You, You, You, You, You Know What?! Bubye to All of You! Bubye I’m Outta Here!
Let’s Go!
(Sings a Random, Made-Up, Cuckoo Tune with Doo’s, Dah’s, Bada’s, and Bop’s)
Oh Darnit! I Haven’t Moved a Muscle!