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Avalanche of Annoying - Episode 19

Avalanche of Annoying - Episode 19

Released Thursday, 14th May 2020
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Avalanche of Annoying - Episode 19

Avalanche of Annoying - Episode 19

Avalanche of Annoying - Episode 19

Avalanche of Annoying - Episode 19

Thursday, 14th May 2020
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In This Special Episode, Curtis Give Tips on How to be Annoying!
Ranging From Famous Quotes to the Harmonica, This Episode is a Masterclass on Being Annoying, Taught by the Best!
Take a Listen for your Brain to be Filled with Nonsense!

Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something Valuable!!!
WRONG!!!
The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER
What it does have is funny, non-stop talking lasting approximately 5 minutes per episode. Every episode is Different!
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TRANSCRIPT:
Curtis                 
Hello and Welcome to a special episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!. I'm your host, Curtis Elton and today I'm going to teach you my specialty. How to be annoying 101 so No time to explain! What Do you Mean “No time to Explain?!” I just told you ”No time to Explain!” So let's get right to it! Tip number 1! Start a podcast. Why do you think I started the show? To be annoying! And if you don't find the show annoying, You're Crazy! And that's a lot coming from Me! Tip Number 2! Quote annoying quotes when somebody tells you to do something that you just don't want to do. Here's an example. Hey, man, take out the trash. I will. Maybe Not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon. Here's another example! If somebody tells you to get something and bring it to them. You can go “I’ll be Back“ You know what I'll just getting myself? How about that? Works like a charm. Tip number 3! Be Annoyingly repetitive. Repetitive, Repetitive, Repetitive, Repetitive, Reptitive!  Why do you think I call the show Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! See how Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying This is?! Enough said about that! Tip number 4. The final piece of advice I'm giving you today and the most Annoying Yet! So listen up! Find the most annoying instrument in your house and Play it Non-Stop. I don't care if somebody says stop doing that. You go, Nope! Now I've got a harmonica here, so I'm going to demonstrate it to you. (Plays Harmonica) I don't even know how the play it but it is annoying and I like it! Now for all of you advanced people out there, add some sound effects to it. I don't care what you're playing. Just add Some really Annoying Sound effects in between. Here's an example (Plays Harmonica and Makes Annoying Sounds) That was annoying if it wasn't...Then You're Crazy and Thank You! (Audience Applause) Now Those are my four crazy great tips to be annoying around the House. An What Better time than Now? Your Whole Family’s Stuck at Home! You have a whole audience to be annoying to! Anyway, thank you for listening to a special episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I hope you Learnt nothing! Bubye I'm out of here. Good evening. I am going to teach you how to play the harmonica. Firstly, place your mouth upon the Harmonica. Uh, My Tongue’s Stuck! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

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