In this Independence Day Special, Curtis Gives Advice, Maybe, on How to Spend this Independence Day at Home, Sort of!
It's Patriotic, Crazy and Random, All in a Couple of Minutes!
Don't Believe Me! Take a Listen!

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TRANSCRIPT
(Part of 'God Bless America' Plays)
Curtis:
Howdy and Welcome Back to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
I am Your Host Curtis Elton and Yes! It is a Very Special Episode Indeed!
Last Week was a Special Episode! This Week is a Special Episode! This is Déjà Vu All Over Again! But Why is this a Special Episode?
I'll Tell you My Friend!
Because We are Not 1, Not 3, But 2 Days Away from Independence Day! AKA 4th of July! AKA July 4th!
So As we are Stuck in Isolation, I Thought I'd Tell you, Yes YOU! No Not You! No Not You! You! You! You! You! You! But YOU! How You can Celebrate Independence Day at Home! So Let's Get To it!
Now There are So, Sososososososo So Many Ways You can Celebrate Independence Day at Home!
Can you Just Imagine! Oh there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Ways You can Celebrate it! Oh So Many! You know What? Just Buckle Up Your Seatbelt! Put your Helmet On! Cause the Amount of Ways you can Celebrate it Might Just Blow (Explosion Sound Effect) Your Mind! Oh Wow! Wow! So Many Ways! So Many! Can you just Imagine?! You Know What?! Don't Imagine! Cause I'm About to Tell You!
Tip Number 1: Tell Yourself that you are Going to Start being Independent!

Southern Boy:
I'm Going to Start being Independent

Random Person:
No You're Not!

Southern Boy:
Yes I Am!

Random Person:
No You're Not!

Southern Boy:
Yes I Am!

Random Person:
No You're Not!

Southern Boy:
Yes I Am!

Random Person:
No You're Not!

Southern Boy:
Yes I Am!

Curtis:
WHAT?!
Now I Have Told you the First Tip on How You can Celebrate Independence Day at Home, I Have No more Tips!
And Yes! I Do Over-Exaggerate a Lot, See! You've Got a Problem with That, See?! Then you Have to Come After me, See! And No, That is Not a Threat, See! I Just Like Saying "See" a Lot, See!
Anyway, Stick Around till the End for a Razzle-Dazzle, Fabulous Firework Show!
And Thank You for Listening to Another Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
Happy Early Independence Day! It's Time to Celebrate and Bubye, I'm Outta Here!
(Fireworks and Cheering Sound Effects in Background)
Happy Independence Day!
(Party Horn Sound Effect)
Ah, Doesn't it Just Look Fabulous! Oh Look at That one! That is Just So Shiny!
Look at That! Oh Look at (Stops Abruptly) Oh Wow! That was Amazing! That was Great!
Happy Independence Day Everybody!
(The Rest of "God Bless America" Plays)