In this Episode, The Introduction is Soooooo Long that Curtis doesn't have time to Speak about the Nothing that he was Going to be Speaking about! Sort of!
Sounds Crazy! That's Because it is!
See for Yourself!

Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!

TRANSCRIPT
(Introduction Music Plays in Background While Curtis is being Introduced)
Announcer/Curtis:
Please Welcome the Craziest Host in the World...The Loudest Person on Planet Earth...Did I Already Say the Craziest Host in the World? Please, I Said Please, Welcome Your Host...Curtis Elton!!!
(Applause Sound Effect and does Crowd Cheering Impression!)
And the Crowd goes Wild!
Curtis:
Thank you! Thank You and You and You and You and Thank All of You! Thank You and You and You and You and Thank You! And Thank You! And Thank Me? Thank You!
Thank you Very Much!
Hello and Welcome back to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! I am Your Host Curtis Elton! And What an Introduction that Was!
Announcer/Curtis:
Why Thank you!
Curtis:
No Thank YOU Curtis!
Announcer/Curtis:
No Thank You! Curtis! You were Great! I Loved how you Went "Hello!"
Curtis:
But I Loved how you Went "Please Welcome your Host"
Announcer/Curtis:
But you were Great!
Curtis:
But you were Great!
Announcer/Curtis:
But you Were Great!
Curtis:
But You were Great! You Know What? We were Both Great!
Back to me! Back to the Show!
Wow! What a Long Introduction that Was! So Long, that Now I Don't have Time to tell you What I was Going to be Speaking about Today!
Western Audience Member:
Oh Please! Tell us what you were Going to be Speaking about Today! I Beg Ya!
Curtis:
Ok! Ok! I'll Tell you!
I was Going to be Speaking about, as Always, Nothing! But Now I don't have Time to Speak about that Nothing!
Which Means that Nothing was Something and that Something was Nothing! Wow! This is Driving me Crazy!
Cue Mind Blown Sound Effect! (Explosion Sound Effect) BAM!!!
Ah! Never gets Old!
Oh! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I Just Realized that the Whole Time I was Speaking about Nothing, I could have Been Speaking about the Nothing, which was Something, and the Something, which was Nothing!
But! I was Just going to be Speaking about Nothing Anyway and I Did that! So you Know what That Means!
Thank you for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
What an Introduction! What an Episode! Wow it was Crazy!
Bubye I'm Outta Here!
Now I have done the Introduction, it is Finally time to Get to the Episode!
Hello! Anybody There! Hello! Is Anybody There? (Taps on Microphone) Eh Never Mind!
Hasta la Vista Baby!