Your vacation adventure doesn't have to start when the plane touches down.

This episode is not explicit.

Voiced by Cap Blackard, Eleanor Edwards, Oral Frier, and Allison Haaland and was written and produced by Cap Blackard

Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mother Brain of Omniverse, her media company focused on storytelling podcasts. Her forthcoming series, TRANScend is a genre-bending autobiography exploring her transgender journey and the interconnectedness of all things.

https://cthulhumystery.com
https://omniverse.media

TRANSCRIPT

[Adventure music plays]

ANNOUNCER: Soar into adventure and intrigue with “Air of Mystery” - The world's first combination airline and escape room.

No more boring flights and cramped seats, on Air of Mystery, before you even touch down in your favorite travel destinations, you're whisked away to exotic locales like The Mansion of the Arcane, The Crypt of Muldoon, or Green Beard's Secret Cove.

[Jungle noises]

TEMPLE GUARD: Put your tray tables up, and your seat backs in the DEAD position. Ho-ho-ho-ho!

ANNOUNCER: While your ears are popping, you'll be popping locks as you decode ancient secrets, and discover hidden clues. But these complex riddles can't be solved alone - you'll have to work together with your fellow passengers if you want to find the treasure and make it out alive.

WOMAN: It's a color matching puzzle – put the green gem in the sarcophagus!

MAN: No! These hieroglyphs say that depressurizes the cabin

NERDY MAN: According to the professor's journal you just have to place it here and... voila!

[A stone clicks into place and a heavy door opens]

ANNOUNCER: Passengers 10 and under won't be left out of the excitement. Our cabins are now outfitted with Air Force FUN – a supervised, interactive play area

CHILD: Get off my plane!

ANNOUNCER: Air of Mystery - departing daily with flights to New York, Orlando, Chicago, and San Juan.

The Pirates by Jon Wright licensed via Melody Loop