LISTEN RINSE REPEAT Dad Takes the Call Lee Shackleford
SOUND: PHONE RINGS (EXT), IS PICKED UP
Yes -- I’ll call her to the phone!
But -- while I have you on the line, I want you to know that my daughter is my precious baby -- don’t interrupt -- and you both have age-appropriate hormones raging, so it’s not impossible that the two of you may suddenly find yourselves as prospective parents! So just know that you and my grandchild will be welcomed into this family with all--Hello? Hello?
SOUND: HANG UP PHONE
DAD: Heh heh.
When I was a young man, somebody’s dad did this to me. I never forgot it.
-- Lee Shackleford
of RELATIVITY -- www.relativitypodcast.com