Episode description 

In between faking people’s death, the Interviewer is practicing diligent hand washing. And singing. The Amelia Project is a fiction podcast by Imploding Fictions. 

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Show notes 

Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager of The Amelia Project.

Performed by Alan Burgon.  
Edited by Philip Thorne. 
Sound mixing by Robert Rustad Amundsen. 

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Transcript of 

“Here comes the soap” 

by The Amelia Project 

THE INTERVIEWER IS WASHING HIS HANDS.  

WE CAN HEAR WATER RUNNING AND THE SQUISHING OF SOAP.  

THE INTERVIEWER 

(singing merrily to the melody of “Here come’s the bride”) 

Here comes the soap! 

Bubbles and hope! 

Washing my hands  

is much better than... Uhm... dope! Hah!  

I like the letter C! 

Cocoa and cream tea! 

I don’t like corona 

and iiiiiit! Woooooon’t! Catch meeeeeeeee! 

(Shouting to another room) 

Alvina? Alvina! Are we supposed to wash our hands for thirty seconds... or thirty minutes? 

(Beat) 

Alvina, we’re out of soap! 

CREDITS 

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager of The Amelia Project, featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer.