Can I help you?
Yes, can I get two pancakes with a side of bacon?
You do realize this is the Army Recruitment Office…
Oh. Well then I’ll have two pancakes with a side of bacon, and thank you for your service.
Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal
Voice of Human #2
Featuring Lee Shackleford, producer of Relativity Podcast
Voice of Human #1