Hoopoes lay smelly eggs.

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Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael

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TRANSCRIPT

Hoopoes lay smelly eggs.

Like their namesake, unless I’m pronouncing it wrong, they’re a bird that will lay a smelly, brown fluid across their egg batch, to kind of prevent predators and stuff from wanting to look at them, because they’re so nasty and disgusting. It makes them smell like bacteria and rotting meat. I remember in the summer, you did not want to get outside the house when it got too warm, because of all the animals, so I can only imagine how repulsive these eggs seem. They’re normally blue, but they make them all gross and brown.

Hoopoes lay strange eggs.