The kobolds need someone to blame for stealing the gods.

This episode is not explicit.

Written and performed by Pete Barry of Mission: Rejected

Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian.

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TRANSCRIPT

The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods.
Kobold Acolyte: We in big trouble.
Kobold Priest: Don't get crazy.
Kobold Acolyte: You dropped the gods in the river!
Kobold Priest: Look we will just say, the gods were stolen.
Kobold Acolyte: By who?
Kobold Priest: Ned!
Kobold Acolyte: NED?
Kobold Priest: Ned.
Kobold Acolyte: What if Ned say he didn't do it.
...
Kobold Priest: How bout pirates?
Kobold Acolyte: Yeah! Pirates stole the gods!
Kobold Priest: Pirates live in the water!
Kobold Acolyte: It almost the truth.

River by: cagancelik