Written by Kennedy Phillips of Magus Elgar. Raised on a Sailboat for a good portion of his life, Kennedy entertained, improvising commercials telling stories other vessels out at sea, much to the joy of his family. When it was time to live on land, his love for being a storyteller only worsened. With a Master's Degree from Chapman University and nearly 7 years of professional experience, he hopes entertain the world with his stupid, stupid ideas. He's worked as a sound designer for Hazbin Hotel, Satina, Mayhem, and many many more. But his crowning achievement is with his own podcast series Magus Elgar. Kennedy lives in the los angeles area as a freelance sound designer, trying to offer his services while staving off his insatiable drive to tell stories. https://www.maguselgar.com/
TRANSCRIPT INT. COTTAGE, DAY NARRATOR This is the tale of a young hero. Bag lifting up. Sword sharpening. NARRATOR (CONT’D) He’s heard the call to adventure, and will heed its cry to save the world! Door opens, marching out. NARRATOR (CONT’D) It will be perilous, but with a brave heart, he will be forever remembered as The hero trips and screams as he falls down a cliff. NARRATOR (CONT’D) Oh dear. It appears he fell into the ravine..... And so ends the tale of...whoever that was. Hardly seems important now.