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Are you guys ready for Smug Nation? The cabinet reshuffle following the heel of Heng Swee Keat's announcement of stepping down will blast the citizens into the next century! Instead of using snail mail, we might use the telegram to pay our town council bills instead! We also discuss the generally lackluster candidates we have before us and why everyone seems to like Ong Ye Kung. Finally, we have a special, Dan Wong's game time this week!
STOP what you're doing! And by stop, I mean to carry on listening to the Longkangkitties podcast! We delve back into an old story about the SMU netflix under table molestation case. New information came out from the court that shocked everyone except Dan Wong. We cover yet another weird Yishun story with neighbours accusing each other of planting cameras in the HDB corridor. And finally, how the Jobs Support Scheme might have been abused by companies.
So much for the East Coast plan! Or was the stepping down part of it all along? Heng Swee Keat comes out of nowhere with the steel chair of quitting, and the PAP is down for the count! Who will tag-team into the ring now? In this episode, we discuss the possible candidates with some surprising picks!
Empty your vessels, cats of the LongKang! We discuss the absurdity of the Ngee Ann polytechnic golden shower incident and how the priorities are all over the place. Joey Mendoza definitely brought out the national fervour in us with his rendition of our National song, Count on me India, but did he really compose the song back in 1983? Finally, the tudung issue in Singapore took a huge government rethink as we just found out the most efficient Minister was already on the case 6 months ago.
HEY GUYS, THIS IS FAKE NEWS, DON'T READ IT. The PAP love squad lovingly caresses you once again! This time, Leong Sze Hian, a local blogger clicking on that 133,000 dollar button known as the Facebook share button! As we all love the PAP, this is understandable as we must protect our Dear LEEder's reputation doncha know? The only reason you should donate to Leong's fundraiser is so our Dear LEEder can receive the money, so do your patriotic duty!
Dan Wong nearly died recording this episode! And it is not from terrorism nor the love squad! But rather the nefarious act of Hua Ge from the Nasi Lemak telegram group. We also discuss what nurses should wear in light of the tudung controversy, ISD to the rescue with the arrest of terrorist kid 2.0, and Jon's favourite topic, PMD riders.
One man assembly army! Singapore is RUINED! How can the state compete with such aggression? Two important questions for our audience in this episode; Is Dan Wong right? Was the sign empty and photoshopped in later? And where is the dick artwork?! Well for obvious reasons we can't draw dicks, we don't have the constitution for such controversy!
Let's plant a million trees! But also erroneously clear 4.5ha of forest, but it's cool guys it's just an accident bro! We also discuss terrible business names, Jerry gives advice to a listener and decides which amongst us is the most incompetent of leaders.
Budget 2021 just dropped and everybody dislikes that! In the longkang this week, the kitties gathered in full force to talk about the government plans to squeeze every drop of money out of you, but hey you get your $300 GST voucher right?
We caught a live one ladies and gentlemen! A terrorist wannabe was apprehended before he could massacre a mosque in Singapore, but the spin is already in effect, letting us know in no uncertain terms 'far right extremist ideology' is at play here, wonder if we'll hear that term again soon. SG declares 2021 to be the year that celebrates women, as proclaimed by a man. How will you celebrate women this year? Finally, the diamond hands over at WallStreetBets deliver the meme of the year, elevating Gamestop to Fortune500 levels, causing billionaires to shed tears on television!
Happy Lunar new year to all our listeners! In lieu of a normal episode, we bring you the spiciest of stories! The story of how big data will transform our lives and probably make everything worse. With AI technology inching into the realm of science fiction daily, what new sci-fi horror awaits around the corner today? Well it is the humble opinion of a kitty in a storm drain that the next horrific thing to be invented is audience intelligence and audience botting. Very soon, all of our online conversations will be filled with bots. Listen in to find out how!
For some, reunion dinners are celebratory events, a painful social interaction with unknown relatives for others. For a young Singaporean boy though, he is legally obligated to attend TWO reunion dinners due to his parent's ugly joint custody battle. We also look into the recent push by the government to have more 'hawkerpreneurs' by dishing out diplomas and stipends. Finally, we have the disturbing and sad story of an intellectually challenged girl getting tortured by a family of sadist.
Are you all ready for your cuddle puddle?! The Kitties gather together with Superior Jonathan to review Tiong Bahru Social club, the psychedelic movie by Tan Bee Thiam about an estate management organisation known as the Tiong Bahru Social Club. It's a wild ride and perhaps Inferior Jon will come up with a hot take that convinces the other kitties? Tune in to find out!
PAP made an OOPSIE! Forgot about the CPC it seems, as the Trace Together privacy debate rages on, the LongKang is abuzz with activity! Are you prepared to have the government monitoring your every interaction? Did you ask for an apology from Vivian Balakrishnan? Does the Trace Together buttplug sounds good to you? Find out more on this episode of LongKangBonus!
You asked for it, you got it! But be careful what you wish for! Originally this was supposed to be Episode 51, but after listening to the raw audio the Kitties deemed this episode unlistenable. In the end, while there might have been ways to salvage this, it was decided it was not worth the effort. In this episode, we were supposed to debate what toxic masculinity is but we went out into the weeds and talk about dumb metaphors and how to change lightbulbs instead. Enjoy if you can!
Join Anngee cat as she have a kopi chat with a dear friend of hers, Diana Saw. Diana founded Bloom Cambodia in 2006, a social enterprise helping single mothers in Cambodia after witnessing child trafficking while on holiday there. Since then, she’s done many cool things and now works to help refugees with a new group called Borderless360. We discuss altruism, charity, and how good intentions can often lead to bad outcomes.
Singapore million dollar HDB price tags are concerning to the average citizen, so what will the government do? Why, just control the prices! What could possibly go wrong? In other news, Zoomers solved problematic "sheltered" walkway with viral tiktok video, is this how we solve problems in the future? Finally, Nparks investigating man feeding hornbills at hakwer centre. Is this the work of Tony the pangolin man again? Find out more on the latest episode of LongKangKitties!
Do you love Drug Free Singapore? We at the Longkang sure do! However, we couldn't help but throw in a few jabs at the ridiculous nature of Singapore's loving protection of her citizens against the scourge of drugs. Unleash the Cannabeast!
Massive happenings this week! Lee Suet Fern, despite getting her hands on the magic carpet, only got 15 months suspension from practicing law! Jolovan Wham got busted for participating in a one-man assembly holding a cardboard with a smiley face drawn on it. Rishi getting sued for his Youtube gurus takedown. Ong Ye Kung's Air travel bubble bursts before even getting off the ground. And finally, houses in Geylang returning back to the government for no compensation.
Can you get your money back after placing it in your mistress' bank account? Singapore courts say CAN! The bizarre case of businessman Xu and flight attendant Wang (no relation to Jon) and why the only real privilege is hot girl privilege.
Workers party's Sylvia Lim submitted a proposed motion to parliament, only to get completely rekt'd by PAPs, under the pretext everyone was in agreement to begin with. Was the boat not rocked hard enough? The kitties share dating advice that will 100% land you a date. After the end of the show, stay tuned for the outro, where we introduce Anngee's burning questions, and today we're talking about penii/penises.
This week we talked about the internet drama that was Xiaxue vs Charles Yeo over being fappable. There was also a pangolin moved from one reservoir to another, to protect the animal from ants?
The CEOs of Misogyny down at the 'Eat Drink Man Woman' forums of Hardwarezone got triggered by Anngee's One Date Wonder comic! How will Anngee cope? Who is the real victim here? (hint: it's not Anngee) Tune in to follow the drama and find out what happened!
Amos Yee done it again! Somehow getting himself into more trouble. But was what he did real? Or another 7th-dimensional underwater 3D chess grand master troll job to fool us all? The sexual deviancy machine known as NUS churned out another quality product in Jeremy Fernando. And finally Charles Yeo wants to shoot Jon, totally not joking, but also just in minecraft, for not supporting the minimum wage.
Shaun from the Lords of Lobang was very offended by our attack on Yishun! Can he and Dan, the pseudo-Yishunite Sembawanker, resist the renewed assault from the Longkang? Is Dan going to get fired for messing up the GameTime? Find out more on this episode!
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Aug 21st, 2017
Latest Episode
May 1st, 2021
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