MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

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Back by popular demand (but really because Amy was not available) Lisa and Jen bring you another goose-pimply, chill-inducing paranormal episode!! Jen covers the spookily weird and still unsolved Dyaltov Pass Incident while Lisa talks about everyone's favorite evil possessed devil doll, Annabelle!!  Grab a drink and keep the lights on!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a TEXT Floyd to 55156 http://instagram.com/shaunking http://instagram.com/grassrootslaw  PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram
After a hilarious "What the F#ck?!" in which Lisa  has her own version of Hitchcock's "The Birds" play out inside her apartment,  the three sisters discuss all the gloriously ridiculous Rules of Etiquette from days of yore, when men would throw themselves in front of equine flatulence to protect their women, when only the most dangerous criminals would dare blow smoke in broad daylight,  and when women fretted over deceased fish appendages!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram
Although the Scott Sisters have no idea what it is like to have a difficult personality..;} they still decide to share their unsolicited and unfounded opinions on the best ways of dealing with some of our fellow human beings!!!  Right when the world is preparing to get back to normal, this episode may make you wish you could get WFH tattooed on your job description!!! You're Welcome! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a  PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagramTHE AMAZING CONTENT CREATORS PODCAST SHOUTOUTS: Mouse and Weens, Unpredictably Us,Talkin Shiz,Blood and Firewater,Pass The Hot Sauce,The Fun with Friends Podcast,The Movie Cellar,No Drama Llama,WatcherPod,I Think we’re Doing It Podcast,Round & Round Podcast, Friends and Flayers,Geeksploration The Podcast,Cinematic Blindspots,      GoldBlock Career,Assorted Goods Podcast,Wait, What,HotFlashesCoolTopics, Basement Box Office Podcast,Book Of Lies Podcast,True Crime Real Time Pod,  Final Plank Media,Rage Against The Main Stream Podcast,The Culture Quest Podcast,Mad or Bad a True Crime Podcast,The Fun with Friends Podcast,Bedknobs and Broomflicks,Cages Kiss,Lattesandlegands,Insidious Nebula,2 Dumb for This Podcast,Eatmpodcast,Dee_J_Eff,Pod All The Time PN,Castbox_FM,The Darkness Has Answers Podcast,Traction Growth and Income Podcast,UnderCover Coven,  True Crime Project,American Timelines Podcast,Best Friends Horror Story podcast, Deddy Bones, and The Real Queens of Queens
When the little sister is away... the other too shall play!!!  Lisa and Jen take full advantage of Amy having the night off and they tell some of the spookiest and creepiest stories they know!  A massive home built to confuse evil-intentioned spirits, a wine box from hell...literally, Jen's personal experiences in a haunted Kentucky sanitorium, and a nightmarish island that would even give a clown the creeps!!!  ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs
What kitchen utensil is a much needed hair accessory in the Outback as well as a seductive signaling tool for gigolos in Hungary?! Why shouldn't you look back when crossing a certain bridge in Japan with your Boo?! Listen to Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss urban and mythological legends from all over the globe...it's worth it just for the horrifically botched pronunciation attempts alone!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: MOUSE AND WEENS PODCAST at http://www.mouseandweens.comPODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram
Feel like pretending for a brief moment that what Willy Wonka...who just happens to be this podcast's biggest fan...once said was true? That if you "Wanna change the world? There's nothing to it." Lisa, Jen, and Amy have opened up their broad and somewhat frightening imaginations to create ridiculously impossible inventions for all those things in life that just really suck or to just make life a little more livable!! Don't like housework?  Want to get rid of those stretch marks and wrinkles? Looking for a sure fire way to detect a scum bag on the spot? AHHHHHHHH..If only!!!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a National Domestic Violence Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or  https://www.thehotline.org/help/Podcast Promo: Bedknobs & Broomflicks at anchor.fm/broomflicksPODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagramSong Credits: "Pure Imagination" 1971, Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley, Paramount.
In this episode, you will learn about some of the Scott sisters' job experiences like mastering high pressure drive thru techniques and frozen yogurt machine maintenance practices!!  Or drunken dry cleaning customer service skills and calf brains clean up procedures!!  With these kind of credentials and expertise it's no wonder this highly educational and resourceful podcast came to fruition!!!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: Geeksploration Podcast at geeksplorationpodcast.comPODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram
The Sisters Scott read some of the craziest, funniest, or just plain wacky as hell reviews people have left for everything from U.F.O. Detectors to Belly Button books!  From mother-in-law murder weapons to banana slicers that save marriages!! We give this episode a kajillion stars and nobody found it helpful!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: Cage's Kiss at http://cageskiss.com
"Quote this, Bitch!" is back!! But this time the sisters have to guess which classic songs the other sisters are quoting!! If you're looking for some intensely competitive sibling drama accompanied with nail-biting suspense and the usual incredible ridiculousness, look no further!!!  Don't be surprised to find yourselves breaking out into song along with Lisa, Jen, and Amy...even if it's only to drown them out!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz at https://twitter.com/talkin_shiz
Okay, so here's the thing..life's been a bit challenging and serious for everyone right now so this episode is just an easy, breezy, giggly, and a little chaotic joint...literally...Lisa is high AF!!  The sisters tell embarrassing and hilarious stories of mishaps, mess-ups, and mistakes!!  Sometimes all you need is a hearty chortle ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a  Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs
If you are like Lisa, Jen, and Amy right now, you may also be finding yourselves looking around and wondering if you are dreaming or if you woke up inside a Hollywood film!  The Sisters regroup after Lisa's surgery and find themselves in an entirely different world than just two weeks prior!! They discuss the Coronavirus outbreak on global and personal levels. Hear how Lisa's surgery went, starting with her and Amy's pre-op, stoned as f#ck, pee in your pants, candy making debacle!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html
Guess what, darling c#ntnuggets?!  Amy got totally "tanked" and she tells Lisa and Jen the whole story!!  Then the Scott Sisters try to tackle an age old conundrum...what men just do not understand about women!!! There's nothing sexier than men who get us!! Can we get an AMEN, ladies?!?!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz at https://twitter.com/talkin_shiz
Greetings from House Scott!! Hear the jaunty AND catchy little ditty created by our very own Lisa Scott called Dispensary Corner!!!  Is this the start of a brand new forthcoming segment?? Or are edibles to blame?? Then the sisters discuss their own points of view regarding having children, parenting said children as they become adults, and Amy's favorite...childless bliss!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Special Mention: Grief Burrito Podcast at https://linktr.ee/GriefBurritoPodcast Promo: Book of Lies Podcast at BookofLiesPodcast.com
A spy who knew how to make an exit, a pregnant sea captain who saved the day, and Nazi spanking witches are just a few of the ferociously cool females discussed in this episode out just in time for Women's History Month.  After a long-awaited return of "What the F#ck?!" where superhero  P.R.A.M. (Purposeful Rudeness Awareness Maker) makes an appearance, Lisa, Jen, and Amy talk about some of the many kick ass, tough as f#ck, unstoppable, in your face women from all over the world!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldusLinks for this episode: museumhack.com/general/badass-bitches/SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 
In this episode the Scott Sisters welcome their very first guest host!!!  None other than Twitch sensation Dagonmar!!  Dagon...as we like to call him ;)...discusses life as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and tells his own personal stories of ignorance AND acceptance.  And hear how Dagon hilariously turns the table on the ladies by testing their knowledge of the special lingo used in the gay community!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Guest Appearance: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do ya, cuntnuggets?! Because you should!  This episode covers some of those good-bad movies we all hate to love!! You'll discover why the Scott Sisters never became actresses as they quote lines from their favorite crappy movies while the other sisters try to guess what movie it is in the never before (possibly never again) played game "Quote This, Bitch" (Trademark damnit!!) ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Special mention: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar Podcast Promo: MOUSE AND WEENS PODCAST at http://www.mouseandweens.com
Neglecting to listen to this episode will make fingers grow from your ears and you'll have to carry your ass on your head for the rest of your days!  Okay, that might not happen but you don't want to miss this one!!  Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss old wives' tales and superstitions about sex, health, death, and more!! Why should astronauts never eat lettuce?  Should umbrellas be banned? Is laughing really the best medicine or a death wish?***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
This is the perfect episode to cheer you up if you too are struggling with the untimely demise (he was only 104 after all) of Mr. Peanut R.I.P.  The Scott sisters discuss their lives through their 20's, 30.s, 40's, which decade is their favorite so far, and what lies beyond!!  Who will end up on a beach ignoring her sisters, who will be living like a hobbit, and who will come to be known as the illustrious Mrs. Depp!?!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Gardyloo C#ntnuggets!!  Are Lisa and Amy actually the same person?! Is Jen really as innocent as she says?! What exactly is a steamed vagina?! Answers to these questions and so much more await you in this week's episode!  Hear their stories as well as other hysterically evil tales of sibling rivalries, torture, and losing wind!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23aSpecial Mention: MAESOA at twitch.tv/Maesoa
The Scott Sisters take on the stigma of enjoying a "guilty" pleasure and they say "piss off" to that!!!  So grab that carton of ice cream, crack open your favorite jug of sumfin-sumfin ;) let your gummy bears skinny dip in Absinthe, and join the movement!!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
***This episode covers safety for women which may act as a trigger for some listeners***In Episode 8, Lisa tests her sisters' knowledge of safe and precautionary practices as women in today's world. In each scenario, you will hear ways you can prepare, protect, and defend yourself! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a and for resources for women's safety: https://www.yourlocalsecurity.com/resources/security-safety-for-women
On their last episode of 2019, Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss this magical time of the year when we all bullsh#t ourselves that we are going to be better people in the next 365 days!! Grab your champagne (or charge up your nanobot), and laugh your way into 2020 with the Scott Sisters as they take on this New Year tradition as only they can..like gardy-loo shouting c#ntnuggets!!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23ahttps://daringtolivefully.com/new-years-resolutions-alternatives
Yuletide tales of a sister's mission to expose Santa for what he really is, Christmas cadavers, and carefully choreographed gift espionage...Grab some generously spiked cocoa and join Lisa, Jen, and Amy, in a Holiday special unlike any other!!  The sisters, seemingly possessed by the Ghost of Scott Christmas Past, take a comically sentimental meander down memory lane!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
After an especially vile and gag-worthy "What The F#$k?!", the Scott Sisters prove there is nothing they won't divulge or expose about themselves for their listeners!! They discuss all the ways their bodies have betrayed, embarrassed, and forsaken them as they have gotten older (with the help of Zombie Cells of course)!! All are invited to commiserate with them, laugh along with them (or at them), or maybe just find out what you have to look forward to!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
In this episode, the long-awaited, highly acclaimed (just humor us here please) segment "What The F#$k" starring Lisa, premieres!!  Mrs. Cassidy, Mrs. Manilow, and Mrs. Gibb also discuss growing up in the 70's and 80's!!  Even if you are too young to reminisce along, you'll love their stories of a magical time of living on the edge with no seat belts, dangerous street games involving rusty aluminum cans, all the cigarettes you could ever want, leopard onesies, and more!!!***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 
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Podcast Details

Created by
THE SCOTT SISTERS
Podcast Status
Hiatus/Finished
Started
Nov 19th, 2019
Latest Episode
Jun 2nd, 2020
Release Period
Weekly
Episodes
28
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
Explicit
Yes
Order
Episodic
Language
English

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