Vince Vaughn: Listen JLo, I know that as a professional in the field of psychology you think it’s a bad idea to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer, but some other completely unrelated thing happened where a guy killed a little girl this

The Cell Pt. 1: Oh No, Dog, Are You Okay?!

Mar 12th, 2021 55m 54s

It’s time to discuss The Cell! This movie-length music video (basically) from the year 2000 features such things as JLo, MULTIPLE people named Vince, a dog, and weird horn music, but is it feminist? Stephanie and Carleigh fought off their heada

Snack Ep. 3, pt. 2: Super Cool Feminist Gossip Hour

Mar 5th, 2021 1h 5m

Listen to this episode if you want to know about the DAGGER-DICK BEARCLAW.

Snack Ep.3, p.t. 1: Technical Difficulties

Feb 26th, 2021 52m 1s

It’s snack time!!! In this episode, Carleigh and Stephanie discuss how Mercury Retrograde and Joss Whedon both super duper suck, and apologize for the fact that they didn’t keep their new release schedule going for even like, a little bit.

Sleepwalkers Pt. 3: El Gato Diablo

Jan 23rd, 2021 32m 4s

Stephanie and Carleigh head back to Travis to hang out with their pal, Clovis. They answer their questions and give the film its audacity rating (spoiler alert: it doesn’t score well).

Sleepwalkers Pt. 2: This episode brought to you by the Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich

Jan 21st, 2021 1h 41m

Surprise! Charles’ mom is STILL hungry and STILL horny! In this episode, Carleigh and Stephanie discuss the conclusion of Sleepwalkers ... Spoiler alert: It involves Ron Perlman and the world’s most dangerous ear of corn.

Sleepwalkers Pt. 1: This is the ugliest cat-boy I've ever seen

Jan 18th, 2021 1h 7m

“SLEEPWALKERS (n): A film that came out in 1992 but still manages to seem like it’s from the 80’s. Join our hosts as they sharpen their claws on this inappropriately horny Stephen King movie; there’s werecats, regular cats, the patriarchy misin

Silent Hill Pt. 2: Think of the Triangle-Headed People!

Jan 1st, 2021 38m 30s

Carleigh and Stephanie stumble back into the fires of Silent Hill They discuss the problematic demographics of the town; fandom; and the strange career of Aubrey Graham AKA Drake. There might be singing, and there’s definitely yelling.

Silent Hill Pt. 1: This Movie Is A Beaver Gland

Dec 29th, 2020 2h 46m

Carleigh and Stephanie are BACK and heading to (almost heaven) West Virginia to explore Silent Hill. The town the movie is based on may be fictitious, but the fact that there is a man named "Tommy Gucci" in this film is 100% true.

Snack Ep. 2: Fine, Fresh, Fierce, Her Name Is Elle Woods

Sep 20th, 2020 3h 4m

Put on your pinkest peep-toe pumps and practice your bend and snap! Carleigh, Stephanie, and their feline co-hosts take a break from horror and discuss Legally Blonde (2001) and lady love in its myriad forms.

House of 1000 Corpses Pt. 2: This is now a Tiny Firefly Appreciation Podcast

Sep 11th, 2020 1h 40m

Carleigh and Stephanie have dinner at the Firefly's place, and definitely don't get upset when Baby sits on their laps. In this episode, they discuss the many transgressions of Rob Zombie; the different depictions of trauma and its apparent ef

House of 1000 Corpses Pt. 1: Walton Googles

Sep 4th, 2020 2h 19m

Stephanie and Carleigh take a detour at Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen and aggressively critique his Albert Fish exhibit. They discuss problematic crushes; kink-shaming; one-dimensional scream queens; and consider that, somet

Suspiria Pt. 2: I Hope You Get Diarrhea Forever

Aug 28th, 2020 1h 8m

Carleigh and Stephanie discuss the "crazy lady" trope, JK Rowling, parmesan cheese, and fascism in the conclusion of their discussion of Suspiria (2019).

Snack Ep. 1: Come here, Spirit Daddy

Aug 25th, 2020 1h 8m

In this episode, Carleigh and Stephanie take a break from horror cinema and discuss their experiences in a real life haunted house. They interview a former resident of the house; discuss whether a taser is proper ghost hunting equipment; and st

Suspiria Pt. 1: A Meatloaf in Sunglasses

Aug 21st, 2020 2h 26m

Stephanie and Carleigh discuss Suspiria (2019), a film starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton. Join them as they discuss unnecessary backstories; erect nipples; urine trouble; and sex diagrams. Stephanie sings, Carleigh cries,

The Sentinel Pt. 2: Gaslight Alison

Aug 14th, 2020 35m 12s

Carleigh and Stephanie RSVP’d “yes” to the cat birthday party, and are ready to eat cake... again. In part two, they discuss why disabled people are not demons; the erasure of middle-aged women in cinema and in real life; and why it’s never oka

The Sentinel Pt. 1: It's Orgy Tuesday!

Aug 7th, 2020 2h 39m

Carleigh and Stephanie meander into hell: a brownstone in Queens sometime in the year 1977. We discuss Alison, the most gaslit woman in 70's cinema; geriatric orgies; and Jeff Goldblum's perpetually unbuttoned shirt. Let's have some "black-and-

Event Horizon Pt. 2: Blowjob Magoo

Jul 31st, 2020 55m 7s

In part two, Carleigh and Stephanie get stuck inside the gloopy Gravity Drive on the Event Horizon and see Hell. We discuss the toxicity of #momlife; boners in Hell; so-called sexy suicide; and justice for Lt. Starck.

Event Horizon Pt. 1: My Dead Damp Tiddy Wife Is Dead

Jul 24th, 2020 2h 3m

Take a trip back to 1997 and climb aboard the very phallic-shaped Event Horizon with Stephanie and Carleigh as we discuss such things as the dumbest captain’s chair in cinematic history, and also swoon over Dr. Wiener and DJ Trauma.