Wherein we discuss the dumbest thing about the write-up for 1960s-era Professor X in the Friendly Non-Player Characters section of The Revenge of Kang, the final module in the Time Warp adventure series for TSR's Marvel Super Heroes Roleplaying Game.

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"Take Us To The Nearest Starbase" by Astrometrics (https://soundcloud.com/astrometricsband)