"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEP
If you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble betwe
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon Ranger
We've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation,
"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMER
It's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this su
"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND T
"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom Proceeds
It's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging insid
"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN’S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIE
Have you miss
https://soundcloud.com/sunnydaystudio/night-sky (SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY)
https://soundcloud.com/kryvoir/yuko (KRYVOIR - YUKO)
On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back.
PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the v
Let's face it: life is hard. And sometimes, you need a helping hand. Consider this episode that hand.
Today, the boys bring you all kinds of life hacks, otherwise known as Life Pro Tips.
On top of that, we have two amazing artists who break up
As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time.
Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his
What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them.
BrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaic
We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas!
So that got the boys t
Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show.
We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time.
And we hope you're not afraid
Why this episode is not automatic
It's not systematic
It's not hydromatic
Why it's electric vehicle talk on MST!
Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quads
(Stop talking whoa stop talking)
No more fuel injection cutoff and no c
It's time to hang the mistletoe, deck the halls, and get ready to open the biggest and best present that you'll get this holiday season.
Welcome to the first annual, inaugural, Men Seeking Tomahawks Christmas Spectacular!
You're in for a treat,
"I’VE FOUND THAT MECH-A-NICKIN’ IS REALLY ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE. AND GOD, DO I LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE" - RODDY BOVINE
Have you ever talked to a mechanic about your car so much that it makes you cry?
Have you e
"TELEPHONE? NO, I DON’T OWN A PHONE. I NEVER BOUGHT INTO ANY OF THAT TELEPHONY COCKAMAMEY." - Tom Proceeds
Strap it on, boys and girls, because this week we take you on a wild ride through the town of our youth, Denton. Because it's the first a
" I’LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI’S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody Cayden
We're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twan
"IT’S A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE WASHING THE DISHES WITH A PLATYPUS MADE OUT OF LEMON MERINGUE."- Tom Proceeds
Just when you thought it was safe to head outside, Men Seeking Tomahawks returns. Well, there goes the neighborhoo
DEATH KITTY DISCO - https://soundcloud.com/death-kitty-disco (DEEP)
CONNOR LEE - https://connorlee825.bandcamp.com/track/heatstroke (HEATSTROKE)
SPRINGWORKS - https://springworksband.com/track/2860007/cricket-coyote (CRICKET COYOTE)
"ONE TIME DOWN IN TALLADEGA, I MATERIALIZED AS ONE OF THOSE SPOOKY LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL GHOSTS THAT ARE SO FASHIONABLE THESE DAYS..." - Mr. Spirit
There's no time to boo-hoo because it's the MST Halloween Spooktacular!
Dan brings us the tale of
Today, we use the audio medium to discuss the video medium that we all know and love. No, not that smut you need to use incognito mode for.... we're talking about good old-fashioned television!
Dan lulls us to sleep by recommending three basic
"NOW, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS NEW FANDANGLED CONCEPT, 'THE INTERNET OF THINGS'?" - Marty Razzamataz
It's a new week, and you know what that means: a new episode of the award-nominated Men Seeking Tomahawks podcast!
We kick things off with a
THE LOOSE FITS - https://open.spotify.com/artist/4Wmu4a38VvZXhWLqp83wZg (IF I WERE HOLLOW)
COLD CITY KINGS - https://open.spotify.com/album/5g3X5tIXDD0pO5RCvIAOZy?si=x1iKbbTWTWKX8pZqNgSPmw&dl_branch=1&nd=1 (HOLIDAY)
DESTIN STONE - htt
"EVERYONE WILL GIVE ME THE MONIES, AND EVERYONE WILL GET INJECTED WITH CHEETAH PARTS!" - DOWNY TIDE
It's a time of changes and new beginnings, as Jack Drastic has turned in the wrestling tights and boots for coach's pants and a whistle. The Gol