We've knocked loose the cobwebs and dusted off the microphones to talk to Chris Grine about his latest graphic novel, Secrets of Camp Whatever: The Doors to Nowhere (which is SO GOOD).

The Reaction, The Stranger, The Forgotten

Nov 12th, 2021 1h 45m

Alex and Meg discuss the end of Season One of Animorphs, scheme to pitch a new Animorphs TV series (please don't actually pull Brett Goldstein into our madness), and tuck the podcast into bed for a peaceful, indefinite slumber.

Interview: Alan Doucette

Oct 27th, 2021 2h 12m

We take a break from talking about the Animorphs TV show to talk to someone who was there: props master Alan Doucette!

Animorphs Graphic Novel: The Visitor

Oct 14th, 2021 1h 23m

Gag a maggot! Alex, Meghan, and Chris talk about the newly released The Visitor graphic novel, drawing SO MANY ANIMALS, the things we're excited for Chris to design, and...porgs?!

The Capture (Parts 1 & 2)

Oct 1st, 2021 1h 42m

It's time to wake up and smell the cold potatoes! You'd hate to miss the genesis of Animorphs: The Musical and the latest in Andalite fashions, wouldn't you?

The Escape, The Alien

Sep 6th, 2021 1h 18m

Join us as we we indoctrinate Chris into the Animorphs TV show, ruin childhoods (and books?), and provide color commentary as Redd wrangles a zoomie Inanna the cat.

On the Run, Between Friends, The Message

Aug 20th, 2021 1h 15m

Is this really the Jake and Marco show? Are we actually cryptids? Ax? Ax!

My Name Is Jake (Parts 1 & 2), Underground

Aug 4th, 2021 1h 33m

We're talking about the Animorphs TV series—gather 'round and as we pitch a Shelby Woo spin-off, invent a new genre of Animorphs fanfic, and recount the latest in Bigfoot science.

Slither

Jul 20th, 2021 1h 7m

We're back with another movie—and we've found the Crayak to The Host's Souls' Ellimist: Grant Grant the Slither. Just in case this isn't already our most indecipherable episode description yet: Alex and Jenna start a game of Cats Me If You Can,

The Host

Jul 8th, 2021 1h 8m

We're back, and this time we're discussing the film adaptation Stephanie Meyer's Boss Baby-prequel, The Host! We were surprised to learn some valuable lessons:LIVE by rotating your crops!LAUGH at bad southern accents!LOVE your slug!

A Change of Plans

Jun 22nd, 2021 1m 40s

Instead of talking about a book none of us felt like we would have much to say about, we're taking a week off! We'll be back in a fortnight to talk about the movie The Host.

Vegemorphs: The Fungus Among Us

Jun 11th, 2021 1h 18m

Welcome to the book that has forced us to reevaluate what we know to be a vegetable, ponder the viability of a stage musical adaptation of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and...wait, what did jet-setting monkeys have to do with this?

Peoplemorphs VII: No Thyme for Love

May 25th, 2021 1h 13m

Only one mind could sift through the last few books we have read to write fanfic that connects the dots between them. Join us, intrepid listeners, as we venture into the great unknown: the mind of Tim!

Humanomorphs 6: What Would We Do without Jill?

May 12th, 2021 1h 18m

I dunno, bud. I don't know.(CW: Child abuse, body dysmorphia)

Humanomorphs 5: Blasting into the Past

Apr 27th, 2021 1h 15m

If you take one thing away from this episode, let it be that Keri Russell has more range than you probably realize.

Humanomorphs 4: Air Morph One: Ready for Takeoff

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 36m

We're all Melvin down here.

Humanomorphs 3: Caution: Contents of this Book May Be Hazardous to the World

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 13m

At the halfway point in Humanomorphs, we're ready to take stock of our lives. But more importantly, we're ready to shake up the pants-wearing paradigm with GEOPANTSING! Plus: Which Alan Tudyk character is Tim most like? Be sure to wash down thi

Humanomorphs 2: Deep Trouble at Dolphin Bay

Mar 16th, 2021 1h 10m

Yes, we really read the next one. How else would we have learned about Chekhov's Volcano, The Clueless Hairballs, or Poseidon's multi-level marketing scheme? Chris Grine joins us again—and Jenna makes her long-awaited return—to foil some dolphi

Humanomorphs 1: The Secret of Bearhead Holler

Mar 3rd, 2021 1m 38s

It's a new day for Minds at Yeerk, as we venture into the unknown of...Humanomorphs? Wait, don't go—Chris Grine (Chickenhare, Animorphs, Secrets of Camp Whatever) just got here! And we all know that a Chris Grine party, like Long Hole, does not

Book 1 (Again): A Post-Morphem

Feb 17th, 2021 1h 32m

We bring it full circle by revisiting The Invasion—and this time, we scoped out the (relatively) new audiobook to see what we thought! Join us as we revisit some of Tim's earliest predictions (and make him eat his words) and receive a final Dum

Book 54: The Beginning

Feb 2nd, 2021 2h 8m

Who lives? Who dies? Who tells their stories?

Book 53: The Answer

Jan 20th, 2021 1h 25m

As the war between the Animorphs and Yeerks comes to a head, we imagine what the kids' post-war lives look like: will Cassie and Jake stick together? Will Rachel and Tobias become international spies? Will Ax stay on Earth or rejoin the Andalit

Book 52: The Sacrifice

Jan 6th, 2021 1h 30m

What does Ax's character arc have in common with time? They're both a flat circle. But which Animorph would carry the Time Stone (or any of the Infinity Stones)? Plus: get ready for some property damage!

Book 51: The Absolute

Dec 22nd, 2020 1h 24m

While half the Animorphs take a road trip and cause a LOT of property damage, we discuss the important things: ghombies, ghuberty, and governors' mansions.

Book 50: The Ultimate

Dec 9th, 2020 1h 30m

We may be in the endgame now, but we have to ask: are Cassie and Jake endgame? Other questions relevant to this episode: who are the Seagull Squad? And CAN TIM READ?