The crew is summoned to the planet Klongtdt, which is spelled like that and full of children. Bargie wagers. C-53 enforces the rules. Dar does their actual job, for better or worse.

Featuring:
Jeremy Bent as C-53
Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter
Allie Kokesh as Dar
Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Unflappable Child
Winston Noel as Centurion Tiddle and Garful
Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Excited Kid

With special guest Lydia Hensler as Squirlt

Edited by Alden Ford
Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell
Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell
Music by Brendan Ryan
Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley
Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
Special Thanks to Anna Rubanova