*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s our trio. You’re probably wondering how they ended up at a fancy fundraiser. Well, it’s a funny story… Max steps aboard. Duncan connects the dots. Claire considers gardening.

Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effect (1:30), missing child, alcohol use, vomiting foley (59:05), artistic depictions of body horror, vocal distortion (1:09:20)

The PTA this episode was voiced by Alyss and Sero.

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"Roman Horn - Announcing sound" by deleted_user_6109353

"train-door-close-1a" by yoyodaman234