A return to form for Jensen and his mother Haroldine to celebrate Mother's Day! It's been some time, but the duo is back to answer listener questions and give out advice, but mostly focus on Haroldine's time with mime Marcel Marceau. Some harsh

Motherly Love Episode 28

Nov 30th, 2017 34m 17s

We've returned! Jensen sits down with his mother after a long absence to take the questions of listeners looking for love and life advice. We help a friend who's been ghosted and a commitment-phobic relationship, but mostly in the last minute o

Motherly Love Episode 27

Aug 25th, 2017 42m 20s

Jensen and his mother Haroldine sit back down to dish out advice to listeners who've emailed in their issues. This episode we have two innocent sensitive souls just looking to not get hurt. Who can't relate to that? Remember to send your emails

Motherly Love Episode 26

Jul 31st, 2017 35m 26s

Jensen and his mom Haroldine sit back down to take listener questions involving their love lives, this time tackling how long before you become intimate and what do with an overbearing Mother-In-Law. Also, Haroldine explains what she'll do as a

Motherly Love Episode 25

Jul 10th, 2017 37m 31s

Jensen and Haroldine sit back down to address fuck boys and long distance relationship through the vehicle of listener emails. Also, Haroldine either auditions for voice-over work or leads the podcast down a very racist rabbit hole - depends on

Motherly Love Episode 24

Jun 21st, 2017 51m 30s

It's a very special Motherly Love this week, as Jensen sits with his mom to talk about her experience with sexual assault and rape, and why she never reported a crime against her. She details a secret she has never admitted publicly in hopes of

Motherly Love Episode 23

Jun 10th, 2017 38m 7s

Jensen and Haroldine are back at it! This episode they sit down to talk about honesty in relationships and the moment to move on cleanly from a break-up. We also learn there's a lid for every pot, which may or may not be a Maya Angelou quote. R

Motherly Love Episode 22

May 14th, 2017 37m 21s

It's a special Mother's Day episode as Jensen and Haroldine sit back down after a small break to talk on the day to truly celebrate the Fancy Witch. We tackle how to date someone recently divorced and/or a ghosted MILF. Listen in and remember t

Motherly Love Episode 21

Apr 9th, 2017 28m 42s

It's time for some Fancy Witch advice as Jensen and Haroldine once again work together to help listeners. This week, via phone, they help one woman avoid those who don't deserve her, with the trademarked Haroldine GearCHART, and another fan who

Motherly Love Episode 20

Mar 26th, 2017 48m 49s

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you. Jensen and his mom are back on the grind after a bit of a break, this time via phone, to give advice to listeners in need. They help one man decide between two women and advise one female fan o

Motherly Love Episode 19

Feb 18th, 2017 32m 37s

Jensen and Haroldine return to take emails from listeners in need, talking about debutante balls, how to deal with your children dating and what to do with triggers. And boy, did Jensen's mom live quite a life. Remember, send your questions to

Motherly Love Episode 18

Jan 29th, 2017 29m 55s

Jensen and his mom Haroldine return to the podcast to talk Narcissistic Personality Disorder and getting alone time when you have a roommate. Things get a little personal as Haroldine talks about a past abusive relationship then revels why Jens

Motherly Love Episode 17

Jan 16th, 2017 27m 58s

Jensen and his mom Haroldine sit back to get an update on gay marriage and hear the story of a blowjay from Anonymous. Also, will a therapist ruin a wedding? All this and more this week on Motherly Love. Remember to email us your problems at Mo

Motherly Love Episode 16

Jan 7th, 2017 40m 30s

Jensen and his mom Haroldine sit down to give out advice for this family-focused new episode. They talk about raising a child in a bubble and how to be sexy after having a baby with your vagina and mouth. And remember, please send us your quest

Motherly Love Episode 15

Jan 1st, 2017 39m 36s

Jensen and his mother Haroldine celebrate the New Year with a new episode and a possible Motherly Love Connection. They also tackle two questions, that honestly, result in some bummer answers. But hey, in the end, it's up to them. Also, Haroldi

Motherly Love Episode 14

Dec 27th, 2016 52m 27s

Jensen and Haroldine do a bit of double duty, as this episode was also posted over for our friends at Earwolf and Jensen's no-parent podcast, Get Up On This. You're getting the unedited satellite feed though. They take on listener questions and

Motherly Love Episode 13

Dec 14th, 2016 42m 52s

Jensen sits down with the Fancy Witch once again to update you on a virgin and the details behind her celibacy, what to do if your husband has shit taste in jewelry and just how much time is "too much time" to spend with your girlfriend. Also,

Motherly Love Episode 12

Dec 5th, 2016 41m 9s

Back at it, Jensen sits with his mother to not only distinguish the difference between bathrooms and kitchens, but also to learn that oral sex didn't have a base in the 60s. And then, THE KISS HEARD AROUND THE WORLD, as we face two family orien

Motherly Love Episode 11

Nov 21st, 2016 34m 10s

Jensen sits down with his mother Haroldine, right before Thanksgiving, to once again address the questions and life obstacles of our listeners. Something concerning comes up about the time travel wishes of her fiancé, we hear the tangled story

Motherly Love Episode 10

Nov 11th, 2016 33m 6s

Well, we've surely tapped into a very specific group of listeners, as we take two more emails about being in your 30s and 40s without sex. Is this something we need to address? It would appear so. We speak your name. We also get an uplifting up

Motherly Love Episode 9

Oct 31st, 2016 36m 55s

Jensen sits down with his mom to give you an update on CeCe's pursuit for sex and take on two heavy questions that may, or may not, have been actually answered in the course of the show. And we need more questions and updates - please send your

Motherly Love Episode 8

Oct 23rd, 2016 39m 14s

Well, this one is a doozy. Jensen and his mother Haroldine tackle two very personal emails and decide the fate of one woman's virginity and one man's job. This week's show is brought to you by the Del Rae Steakhouse in Pico Rivera. Please remem

Motherly Love Episode 7

Oct 12th, 2016 31m 6s

Jensen sits back down with his mother, Haroldine, to first address a picture of Jensen (passionately) kissing Ronald McDonald at 4 years old, then answer two questions from listeners: one about psychopaths, the other about long distance. Please

Motherly Love Episode 6

Oct 6th, 2016 30m 5s

Jensen and his mother Haroldine sit back down to get some updates from past podcast participants, and find out if they've created any sex. They also coin "Don't be a Slow Joe" and "sugar on the side," so please don't think about making shirts w

Motherly Love Episode 5

Sep 21st, 2016 33m 56s

Jensen and his mother Haroldine once again tackle listener emails asking for that signature (65% of the time correct) response. This week, the "fancy witch" gives her take on therapists on dating apps and expectations after one month. Remember