This is part two of our special two-part edition of National Cheaters Day: Convinced Sandy has been unfaithful, Randy hires Dick, from Dick’s Private Dicks, to find out if she really is a cheating beeotch.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and star

Infidelity (Part One)

Aug 18th, 2020 6m 29s

This special two-part edition looks at National Cheaters Day: When Sandy starts frequently staying late at work, Randy suspects she might be getting a little “sumpthin-sumpthin” from another man.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the v

How NOT to Survive Thanksgiving with the In-Laws - Special Anniversary Edition

Nov 17th, 2020 7m 46s

Randy & Sandy, for reasons unknown, decided it was a good idea to take baby Sergeant on a road trip to visit Randy’s parents, Bill & Marge for Thanksgiving. Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Nick Pasqual, Adam Carbone, a

Thursday at Half Past 12 - A Ha-Ha-Halloween 2020 Scare-A-Palooza

Oct 27th, 2020 19m 28s

Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or wherever you get your podcast fix.Four “unsuspecting” teens head off into the forest for a weekend of partying and hanky-panky, only to find the cabin they rented doesn’t have WiFi, electri

The Tale of the Horseless Headsman – Special Anniversary Edition

Oct 13th, 2020 8m 3s

Updated for 2020: Digitally Re-Mastered in Hi-Fidelity Stereo with Spine-Tingling, Edge-of-your-Seat, Brand-Spanking New Footage!Addison the Tardy Executioner aka the Horseless Headsman, roamed the land on foot, executing those who deserved i

Adam Takes Over

Oct 2nd, 2020 7m 40s

…and it isn’t pretty. Sean attempts to educate the masses about Produce Misting, Custodial Worker Recognition, Name Your Car, Manufacturing, and Body Language Day, but Adam had other ideas.Hosted initially by Sean Michael Beyer, then after a

COPS

Sep 15th, 2020 8m 38s

Take a ride-a-long with Rookie Officer Wendell and Veteran Officer Zelda and learn how not to shoot off your foot.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Nick Pasqual, Adam Carbone, and Angela Hicks; featuring Susan Pasqual, M

Fore!

Sep 1st, 2020 10m 57s

Today we celebrate everything Golf. Randy, and his dad Bill, compete in a Father & Son Golf Tournament, while Sandy and Marge get their fill of bottomless mimosas back at the country club.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices

Julienne's Fries

Aug 6th, 2020 5m 15s

Today we celebrate National Middle Child, Vinyl Record, and Julienne Fries Day. Renowned Chef, Julia Child’s middle child, Julienne, finally found purpose in her life and invited her boyfriend over for dinner.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and

An Actor Prepares - Part I: Nick Pasqual (Behind-The-Scenes Special)

Jul 26th, 2020 9m 38s

Today we go behind-the-scenes for an in-depth interview with voice actor, Nick Pasqual. Nick discusses how he prepares for the challenging, but quite rewarding voice-acting work, here on National Day Riff. This special edition is also availa

Women Get All The Best Stuff

Jul 19th, 2020 6m 32s

Today we celebrate National Aviation, Soft Ice Cream, and International Bow Day. Women might get all the best stuff, but they can’t use urinals; most of them anyway.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Nick Pasqual, Adam Ca

The MTV, Creamsicle, Japan Controversy

Jul 9th, 2020 3m 3s

The MTV, Creamsicle, Japan Controversy. As we celebrate national V-J and Creamsicle Day, Sean and Adam debate historical events and creamsicle ingredients. Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voice of Adam Carbone.Written & Prod

The First Fourth

Jul 1st, 2020 6m 51s

The First FourthJuly 4th, 1777 marked the first official Independence Day celebrations back in simpler times with infrequent bathing, poor hygiene but no social media or cancel culture.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of

Baby Daddy's Day

Jun 18th, 2020 10m 35s

Remember, just because you can father a child, doesn’t mean you should. Randy, Sandy, and baby Sergeant enjoy a Father’s Day BBQ with Randy’s parents, Bill & Marge. Randy encourages Sandy and his mom to compete in the annual three-legged race.

Some of These Things are Not Like the Other

May 15th, 2020 7m 44s

Today we celebrate Road Trip, Cooler, Brother’s, Don’t Fry, Aviation Maintenance Technician, Scavenger Hunt, Escargot, and Wyoming Day.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Nick Pasqual, Adam Carbone, and Angela Hicks and fe

Homeschooled

Apr 28th, 2020 4m 59s

Today we celebrate Yellow Bat, Chocolate-Covered Cashews, and Kindergarten Day.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Nick Pasqual, Adam Carbone, and Angela Hicks and featuring Mike Dargatis.Written & Produced by Sean Micha

Happy Easter?

Apr 9th, 2020 7m 3s

The beloved spring holiday’s icon the Easter Bunny began in the 1700s, courtesy of German immigrants. Today, the commercially exploited celebration finds a “new normal” when it comes to traditions.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the

If Dogs Could Talk

Mar 13th, 2020 6m 39s

Today we celebrate Good Samaritan, Jewel, K9 Veterans, Registered Dietitian Nutritionist, Open An Umbrella Indoors, Coconut Torte, and Earmuff Day.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Nick Pasqual, Adam Carbone, and Angela

Valentine's Day - How It All Began and Stuff

Feb 14th, 2020 9m 15s

There ain’t no saints in this house! Before Valentine’s Day was the commercially exploited celebration it is today, it was the pagan ritual “Lupercalia” dating back to Ancient Rome. Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the voices of Adam

A Christmas, Carol

Dec 23rd, 2019 14m 47s

Carol was a tight-wad, grumpy, you-know-what. On Christmas eve, after tossing back her fair share of dirty martinis, she gets a visit by some ghosts that teach her a thing or two about being such a bitch.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starr

Little People Are People Too — A National Day Riff Musical!

Dec 12th, 2019 18m 6s

Little People Are People Too (and gosh if they don’t have the biggest hearts ever!) - A National Day Riff MusicalHost Sean and Adam, the Voice of Reason, took a trip to New York to see a performance of the smash-hit Broadway musical.Hosted

How (Not) to Survive Thanksgiving with the In-Laws!

Nov 26th, 2019 7m 41s

Randy & Sandy, for reasons unknown, decided it was a good idea to take baby Sergeant (yes, they thought it was cute to name their kid Sergeant) on a road trip to visit Randy’s parents, Bill & Marge for Thanksgiving. Hosted by Sean Michael Bey

Mikey the Mole

Nov 16th, 2019 7m 29s

An international man of mystery, Mikey the Mole traveled the world solving crime and getting his ass kicked.Today we celebrate National Mole, Boston Cream Pie, iPod, Swallows Depart from San Juan Capistrano, and TV Talk Show Host Day.Hosted

There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Healthy Mental Masturbation

Nov 4th, 2019 4m 51s

Nothing like a road trip with your computer geek dad and precocious, flatulent, little brother.Today we celebrate Nat'l Clean Your Virtual Desktop, Reptile Awareness and Pumpkin Cheesecake Day.Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starring the v

The Tale of the Horseless Headsman

Oct 29th, 2019 7m 35s

Addison was a talented executioner, but without a horse, he was always late for his executions. National Day Riff is proud to present the Halloween Lollapalooza: “The Tale of the Horseless Headsman” Hosted by Sean Michael Beyer and starrin