Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• Washington's football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name
• Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face
• Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death
• University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer
• Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan
• Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos
• A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank - Dodgeball with Tanks
• Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed
• Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet 'Anime Porn' Like 'Dragon Ball Z'
• Space Force on alert: Behind Russia's mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit
• Dunkin' is closing 800 US locations
• Dunkin' and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine
• McDonald's worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon
• Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe
• Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts
• Man's blocked bowel 'explodes' after he ate a big bowl of dumplings