Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal
• Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes
• Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan
• Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape
• Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search
• Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside
• Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find
• This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages
• Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens
• Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good
• Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently 'scream' on roller coasters