Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard
• Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato
• Police find Netherlands' biggest-ever cocaine lab
• Google Earth user spots '400ft ice ship' off the coast of Antarctica
• Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans
• Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election
• Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine
• Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view
• The disturbing underbelly of the 'step' pr0n trend
• Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery
• South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns
• Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399
• Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There
• Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy
• Hubble Finds Betelgeuse's Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst
• 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans
• Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings