Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC
• Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison
• Abbreviation CR
• Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's food
• Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names
• Rare 'Super Mario Bros.' Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD
• White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics
• Grant Imahara, Host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' Dies at 49
• Wayfair conspiracy theory
• Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES
• Burger King's latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts
• Tom Yum soup
• Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato
• Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack
• Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol
• Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks!
• Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’
• Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish