Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents' money on Twitch donations without them knowing
• KFC creating 3D-printed 'meat of the future'
• Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies
• The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors
• Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her
• Toyota owner left car 'somewhere' in Minneapolis after wild night
• Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs
• Take a First Look at the 'Godzilla vs. Kong' Battle
• One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion
• Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain