Hi! We thought your No Chill Enneagram shaped hole in your heart might have left some room for a new podcast where you process the news through poetry. I dunno, just a guess. Anyway, here's Richard to explain what on earth this weird idea i

FINALE PT 2: WE'RE ALONE WITH ALL OUR DOUBTS AND FEARS!!!

Apr 9th, 2019 1h 1m

Don’t cry little buddy. Sure, No Chill Enneagram is going away for a while, but it’s not like there aren’t 463 other enneagram podcasts out there for you to peruse. You’ll be just fine, we’re sure of it. Sometimes, though, we’re not fine. Not

Finale Pt 1: THIS WAS NOT A DUMB IDEA FOR A PODCAST!!

Mar 6th, 2019 1h 16m

The Enneapocalypse has begun. It's the final count-down before we rebuild again for season 2.It's the end of the NCE world as we know it, at least for now, and we feel fine. Or at least, we'd like to convince ourselves we do. In reality, we'r

9: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS BUT THEY ARE A SECRET!!

Feb 1st, 2019 1h 11m

Maybe you’ve heard of Sleeping At Last. He’s kind of a big deal, and HE HAS A NAME THANK YOU VERY MUCH. It’s Ryan. Anyway, Ryan was relieved to find out our show is not very serious, so we cornered him and forced him to rail against the Trans

8: I'M PISSED, SOMEONE GET ME A PUPPY!!!!

Jan 11th, 2019 57m 56s

If you know who Chris Heuertz is, you are the right amount of obsessed with the enneagram. You will also be shocked to hear that he voluntarily guested on No Chill Enneagram. We can't explain it either. The enneagram works in mysterious ways.

THE 2018 NO CHILL ENNEAWARDS!!!!

Dec 31st, 2018 1h 17m

If there’s one thing the enneagram community was missing, it’s an arbitrary and misguided awards show. But don’t worry! Richard is a 4, so he’s all about finding what’s missing and trying in misguided ways to fill that unfillable void.So here

No Chill Enneagram Saves Christmas!!!!

Dec 12th, 2018 1h 9m

No Chill Enneagram is here to end the war on Christmas once and for all!!This week, Bethany drops in on the Clark household IN THE FLESH, you know, just for fun, all the way from Portland. They hang out and build snowmen and then record a pod

7: I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU, I'M JUST BEING NICE!! GOSH!!!

Nov 22nd, 2018 1h

This week, we talk to musician and enneagram 7, Jonny Barahona (pronounced... beautifully), about what it's like to be the life of the party, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. WE'RE TAKING EVERYONE AND GOING TO KARAOKE AND YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT,

6: THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE!!

Nov 8th, 2018 1h 9m

This week, the dynamic enneaduo welcome Emily Lund, a six who keeps moving to new places all by herself, which means she's up for a challenge, that's for sure! PLUS: The news is killing us all. We run down how each number can cope with a brut

THERE'S A BIBLE TRANSLATION FOR EVERY NUMBER!!

Oct 25th, 2018 18m 31s

You guys! We’re getting paid to do this! This week, thanks to Lifeway.com, we spend a bonus episode typing bible translations. The NIV! ESV! CSB! NKJV! KJV! All of these are assigned to enneagram types! Just like God intended! PLUS: Bethany

7 OR 8: WHY IS EVERYONE INTIMIDATED BY MY FUN-LOVING NATURE?!?!

Oct 17th, 2018 1h 6m

This week, we welcome Barnabas Piper. We call him Barn, but you may not, sir. He prefers to go by "John Piper’s son." Barnabas has a dillema. He's not sure if he's an enthusiast or a challenger. Meanwhile all of his friends and family members

9&4: MY DOG GOES TO 1 IN STRESS!!

Oct 3rd, 2018 1h 11m

This week’s guests need no introduction, except that they do because until now they’ve been ANONYMOUS. This week we’re unmasking the brilliant minds behind The Enneadog, everyone’s favorite Enneagram meme factory. We find out how their insane

5: IT TAKES MONTHS OF RESEARCH TO DECIDE ON SOME DANG EARRINGS!!!!

Sep 26th, 2018 1h 4m

It's the long-awaited 5 episode! This week, we welcome our special very guest, Shannon Whitehead. She Works In Content. You probably wouldn't understand. Shannon is a 5, so we force her to hand over the reigns of her life to us, so we can mak

WE NEED SOME INTEGRATION TIME!!

Sep 19th, 2018 6m 28s

We're taking a break. See you next week! AND: That's it. ALSO: Bye.PLUS: The end.

0, 2, 6, 5: MY FAMILY REFUSES TO GET ON MY ENNEAGRAM LEVEL!!!!

Sep 12th, 2018 1h 10m

This week, Richard and Bethany welcome their family to the podcast to discuss the ways their enneagram obsession has impacted the lives of those closest to them. There’s nothing bad about their obsession at all! Everyone just loves it without a

3w2: MY BABY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY ACHIEVEMENTS!!!!

Sep 5th, 2018 48m 15s

This week, we welcome Writer of Stuff Laura Turner (my mom pronounces it "Laura Turnah", probably) to the show to talk about why 3s don't get "performance anxiety" and how motherhood can be a giant enneagram 3 buzzkill.(Don't worry, she's v

4&9: COLLABORATION WITH A FOUR IS WAY TOO INTENSE!!

Aug 29th, 2018 1h 1m

Did you see the white smoke? The earth tilt on its axis? The double rainbow? All sure signs that two forces have collided, merged, and become one insurmountable force, capable of dominating the enneagram podcast space for at least one week (and

4: MY FRIENDS HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FEELS!!

Aug 15th, 2018 1h 8m

This week, fours find redemption and enact revenge. It's a dramatic episode of twists in turns. Writer, mother, and Ennienum 4 Alia Joy helps us think through the pros and cons of FEELS and comiserates with Richard about the precarious blessing

NO ONE SHOULD TYPE MR ROGERS! WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY!!

Aug 8th, 2018 35m 40s

This week we brought back our inaugural guest D.L. Mayfield (or Danielle for those who have no personal boundaries and want to call her by her informal name) on the show to speculate wildly about the inner workings of everyone’s favorite Public

3: YOU WANT ME TO SHARE MY FAILURES WITH EVERYONE??!!

Aug 1st, 2018 58m 8s

This week, Bethany and Richard welcome Katelyn Beaty onto the show. Richard used to work with her when she was managing editor over at Christianity Today. Now, he's trying to get her to confess her failures on a podcast. Look how far they've co

2: I CRAVE INTIMACY AND I HAVE NO HUSBAND!!

Jul 25th, 2018 50m 25s

This week, prolific Twitter presence and author of "Party of One: Truth, Longing, and the Subtle Art of Singleness" Joy Beth Smith discusses what it's like to date as a 2, and what she has in common with that lady from Fatal Attraction (honestl

1: MY INNER CRITIC WON'T LET ME MAKE FRIENDS!!

Jul 16th, 2018 57m 26s

In our first official episode, our guest D.L. Mayfield (we call her Danielle, but you may not, sir) shares how she went from identifying as a 4 to accepting with some chagrin that she's actually a 1. It turns out, it's not just about having a c

0: WHAT IS THIS SHOW AND WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Jul 14th, 2018 14m 6s

In our introductory episode, Richard Clark and Bethany Perkins are forced to truly grapple with the nature of their commitment. What sort of madness leads two relative strangers to start a podcast together and talk about the enneagram with re

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