Artist Jesse Codner is on the show to teach us the ways of RyanReynolds. Those ways are green and fibrous. At least according to2011's Green Lantern.

Why is "xenobiologist" a profession in a world that has neverencountered aliens? At what CG effects saturation point does a liveaction movie just become a cartoon? Is it necessary for a heroto be a mess that treats women as disposable sex toys to be trulyheroic?

Too bad this movie did so poorly. Now they'll never let RyanReynolds start in another superhero movie. Oh well!